Keyboard Warrior Extraordinaire: An internet dweller dedicated to spreading anti-Semitic rants and railing against the state of Israel, typically while stationed in their parents' basement. They frequently throw around buzzwords like “Zionist agenda” and “global conspiracy,” yet never manage to back up their claims with actual facts.
"Don’t bother arguing with that Jew-hater goon. He’s just a keyboard warrior extraordinaire spouting nonsense about some Zionist agenda from his mom’s basement."
by BasedBeyondBelief January 04, 2025
by Fat Perez January 14, 2025
To participate in vandalism, loitering, public displays of ignorance, outward obnoxiousness, and other non-socially acceptable practices justified by a directionless but nonetheless strong pack mentality and conformity with other similarly outlandish behaving individuals.
by Blacknog3000 September 18, 2023
To participate in vandalism, loitering, public displays of ignorance, outward obnoxiousness, and other non-socially destructive acceptable practices justified by a directionless but nonetheless strong pack mentality and conformity with other similarly outlandish behaving individuals.
by Blacknog3000 September 18, 2023
A state reached by the extremely addicted where in a fiend will become very susceptible to influence from an external force. Usually a drug dealer, spouse, or sometimes schizophrenic voices. This person is referred to as a "Goon." Alternatively, the term "goon" can also refer to the professional henchmen in the world of villainy
I told my goon to power shit in someone's driveway and he did it for an 8th. Gentlemen, we have created a goon.
My goon was arrested for molesting a police horse. In his defense "God told him to do it".
It's a shame what happened to Josh. His woman pussy whipped him into a straight goon.
Smithers, we need more men. Hire some more goons.
My goon was arrested for molesting a police horse. In his defense "God told him to do it".
It's a shame what happened to Josh. His woman pussy whipped him into a straight goon.
Smithers, we need more men. Hire some more goons.
by DonnieDarkyDarko September 02, 2023
a person most of the times a nigga (cuz yanno roaches are multiplying by the second) who get no gets no type gyals or pussy
D'Ondre is a goon.
by gun-handler86 January 18, 2018
Someone whose got the following prorities:
makin money
chillen wit the homies
and gettin broads
goons will do anything for any of those three causes and dont care about what other people think. goons are always down to smoke a blunt and are always lookin for the next party. a goon is always lookin for ways to come up between stealin shit or flippin weight
makin money
chillen wit the homies
and gettin broads
goons will do anything for any of those three causes and dont care about what other people think. goons are always down to smoke a blunt and are always lookin for the next party. a goon is always lookin for ways to come up between stealin shit or flippin weight
50 cent is a goon.
I stole an iphone and used it to steal 300 dollars than i bought an O and turned it into $560, im a mothofuckin goon
I stole an iphone and used it to steal 300 dollars than i bought an O and turned it into $560, im a mothofuckin goon
by jerryduu April 08, 2011