A malicious, mischievous, greedy female who is small and grotesque in manners, yet sexy as fuck. Usually with fake hair, nails, and eyelashes and make-up that look almost cartoonish. Similar to a fuck gremlin. Taking her home will be the best sex you have ever had at the cost of your dishes, and anything else breakable or stealable.
by the coyote kid May 18, 2020
Get the Slut Goblinmug. by Goober the goofy May 24, 2024
Get the Grease goblinmug. by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp July 4, 2022
Get the sperm goblinmug. by Antisyzygy February 12, 2008
Get the green goblinmug. A tiny goblin who lives in your underwear while you are sleeping. Usually picks and eats the dick cheese from a foreskin. Also wakes up at 3am to eat custard.
by Lebo Luke January 3, 2021
Get the Crotch Goblinmug. by 0Azazael0 January 24, 2019
Get the Goblinmug. Similar to a black nasty, green goblins are any fitted hats or snap backs with a green brim under. Usually seen in snap backs. Green and black brims are considered bummy as fuck.
Gordon - Yo bro this fitted is nice as fuck. You finna cop?
Rick - I Nah bro thas a green goblin my guy.
Gordon - Respect
Rick - I Nah bro thas a green goblin my guy.
Gordon - Respect
by G6Saitin December 3, 2021
Get the Green Goblinmug.