Guitarded

some one who thinks they can play the guitar but really suck ass...

damn that guitarded SOB couldn't play for shit

by kyle goodnight September 3, 2007

guitarded

One who is completely lacking in Guitar Hero skills.

Dude, is that guy drunk or is he just guitarded?

by Bigbillystyle January 6, 2008

guntarded

People who speak about GunControl yet have zero working knowledge of how guns actually work

That Congressman is so Guntarded that he doesn't understand the difference between an Automatic and a Semi-Automatic weapon

by gssixgun November 6, 2017

Guitarheroitia

The moving of calcium to the tips of the fingers

Playing guitar hero for 6 days strait thats Guitarheroitia

by atticusfunk January 19, 2008

guitarmac

1. The surface on which one typically plays guitar. Does not have to be an actual tarmac or similar item. Can be used during practice, concert, or jamming.

I sat on my guitarmac to test my new riff. I fell asleep on there too. Good thing my bed is my guitarmac.

by mellowfellow February 25, 2009

guitaring

v. the act of turning up the volume of your amp to max while playing to annoy your neighbors

Friend: What are you doing?
Me: I'm guitaring!
Friend: Wont that annoy the neighbors?
Me: Thats the point.

by Tee Hee? July 21, 2009

Guitared

Masturbating. Often to pictures of Gareth Bale.

I guitared for so long than my penis fell off.

by Mr420alot February 21, 2011