Grenade

When you tie up a nut filled condom and smack your girl with it and it explodes

i grenaded armonie

by Blow me Hard Hoe May 19, 2016

fall on the grenade

When My Matron walks in on me wanking in the showers.

Sorry mache..I'll get you a towel!

by Wilt Chamberlin's Penis Lives on My Groin! September 18, 2003

fall on the grenade

To be extremely bored or unhappy with a situation, surroundings or people.

Im going to fall on the grenade in this fucking room.

by Jason "skeezer" Harvey June 16, 2003

Granades

1st meaning:
A spelling mistake of grenades

2nd meaning:
Tallulahs mum's huge granades 😏😉

Imogen: granades 😡
Me: wtf are granades 😨
Tallulah: my mum has huge granades 😈

by aiden2024 February 27, 2022

granadibet

Favourable bet with inherent potential of granadilla

The punter was all smiles after gathering the dividends from that granadibet.

by Hercolena Oliver August 23, 2009

Granaferd

The most badass stoner jewish grandma ever. shes a chill muthufucku residing in the 305.

oh i love granaferd

by caaarrrlllyyykkkiiinnns December 27, 2010

grande penalitis

When a man’s dick becomes swollen due to excessive masturbation or on men who receive frequent hand jobs from a male partner with callused hands.

My homosexual neighbor is a nympho and often suffers from grande penalitis because he is typically attracted to construction workers.

by stang man33 September 9, 2010