goatfucker

Another word for a goatee. Legend has it that in ancient day Rome when a beard was a symbol of power and manhood, when a man was caught fucking a goat, the villagers would hold him down and shave off the sides of his beard, leaving him with what today is known as a goatee. Then all the villagers would know that this man was a goatfucker because of the 'goatfucker' he wore on his face. This would bring the goatfucker much shame.

Ancient Ex:
Roman 1: "Last night Palonious fuckith his goat"
Roman 2: "Then we must shameth him and force him to weareth the symbol of such an act, so that all will know."

Current Ex:
Guy 1: (pointing at guy 2's goatee) "Hey man, what's up with the goatfucker?"
Guy 2: "I grew it so I could savor the flavor of your mom's snatch for days."

by albert007 July 12, 2007

goat fucker

An older man, usually in a position of power, that is exceeding cheap. Will often go out of his way to gain money from people under him.

I cleaned that apartment up like a Super 8 motel, and that goat fucker of a landlord that owns half the town screwed me out of my deposit.

by wolf lungs January 18, 2009

goat blower

Someone rumoured to be into bestiality that may have performed oral sex on a male goat.

Two farmers at a local bar might say
"Do you reckon Ted will ever get married"?
"What, that old goat blower? Not while Acorn's still alive"

by Feelmidick November 1, 2006

goatfuck

Derogatory adjective describing remote, primitive, or chaotic location; probably an insinuation regarding the perceived sexual practices of the locals.

"Did you hear, John was sent out to the middle of the Gobi desert with his work? That's a real goatfuck posting"

by goatfuck January 8, 2008

Goat Busters

Goat Busters are an assortment of Southern white Anglo-americans who chew tabacky and rape/sodomize goats across the landscape.

Phred: WTF HAPPENED here? It looks like the livestock got hit by a tornado!!! Who ya gonna call?

Jo'moquan: Goat Busters!

I ain't fraid a no goats.....

by Jacques Asse August 5, 2009

Goat choke

Goat choke: To have anal sex with a girl while she is reverse cowgirl upside-down screaming like a Billy goat while you choke her. Mainly if the female is rockabilly or has tattoos.

I was gonna goat choke this babe I picked up from the bar last night but I got to drunk. I rockabilly goat chocked this babe I met at the stray cats concert. She really into it.

by Shane Woodabin June 29, 2010

goans

An Amazing Race and a Race that should be recognized as they will soon take over Toronto

Where are you goan?

by Pints May 29, 2005