Fred Head

1. A large intact bowel movement that follows a period of constipation. 2. Oversized excrement from the bowels. 3. A condition of the bowels in which the feces are very large and hardened and evacuation is difficult.

The proctologist warned Robert that due to a rather sensitive digestive system, the consumption of chorizo is likely to result in constipation and Fred Heads.
My break is coming up and I'm looking forward to dropping a few Fred Heads; what follows is always pure euphoria.

by Josh-Mark March 6, 2009

'fraidy cat

a timid person, especially a boy

His uncle was no 'fraidy cat when faced with the need to fend off muggers.

by The Return of Light Joker April 17, 2011

Right Said Fred

Very good cannabis where one "hit" can mess your shit up. Much like the wildly popular song "I'm Too Sexy" caused Right Said Fred to be a "one hit wonder"

"Dude, that shit is bad-ass, it's totally Right Said Fred."

by schweddy balls March 8, 2010

Five Nights at Freddy's

Five Nights at Freddy's, the game that's perfect for furries.

Guy: Hey, have you played Five Nights at Freddy's?
Friend: Isn't that a game for furries?
Guy: Yes, dumbass.

by CoolAkramTV August 2, 2018

Fred Savage

a child actor in the show the wonder years.

also a common term to define a fat, ugly, unpopular nerd in highschools.

that fatass fags name is cody savage...i call him fred savage. what a douche

by Lance and eric November 2, 2008

Fred Flinstone Gift

This means a type of gift (usually from a husband to his wife) that was bought for his use, and her birthday, Christmas, etc. was a scapegoat for it.

A man may buy his wife a fishing rod for her birthday, and when she says she would never use it he jumps on the chance to use it for himself...this is a classic Fred Flinstone Gift.

by downtownchick September 7, 2010

Fred

The gay fuck boy who fucks and eats dogs.

That Fred is so weird

by Ling Ling Chong December 2, 2016