Football Bitch

A obese female over 300lb that's always talking shit

"I can't stand that big ass football bitch"

by kanyehandler April 7, 2023

maroon football

The color of an aggie girls butthole after a long game of hide the weiner!

Did you see the color of my sisters butthole last night?!? It wasn’t anything like those shitty UT cheer uniforms, it resembled more of a maroon football!

by Be@rfucker August 14, 2023

Flag football team

A particular football team that has excessive penalties.

The Wildcats are definitely the flag football team of the game tonight.

by Dr Dre' January 16, 2021

Gilbert Football

A team that will come on to your home field, kick your ass and then take your cheerleaders back home with them a fuck them harder than you ever could.

Damn my girl went with this Gilbert Football player last night and now she won’t call me back.

by Chad Leaphart November 16, 2020

Football

An insult that intelligent people use

"You're such a fucking football"

by Youxoli June 30, 2020

Indiana Football

The saddest thing to exist. In 2020, iu went 7-2 and ranked #12 and the next year they went 2-10. Filled with mediocre 5-star athletes and half their good players gone, Indiana is in for a rough awakening, and ChatGPT was very wrong when saying they were a rising powerhouse

Jaylin: I played Indiana Football
Dexter: Of course you did, you absolutely suck

by Totallyaharvardstudent November 27, 2023

Football Creationist

Noun: Person who believes that Football in England was created in 1992 when their God (Alex Ferguson) invented the sport exactly as it was described in their holy book (Football for dummies) and did not exist before. Will often voice such opinions vehemently and refute any proof to the contrary.

Don't talk to that melt, he thinks football started in 1992, those football creationists are mental in the head.

by Dontbebitter April 29, 2025