night-float

Rest or move on or near the surface of a liquid without sinking. Except it’s done at night, just staring at the clouds and stars.

I went on a night-float last night.

by TheNightFloaters April 14, 2022

Go Float A Brick

Nicely telling someone to go fuck off. Doing something other than being in someone else’s personal space.

“Hey buddy, go float a brick!”

“I told that guy/gal to go float a brick because they were pissing me off.”

by ElwoodGoodBoy June 12, 2022

pinky floater

a sexual act that involves a pinky finger being inserted at a high velocity into the anal cavity.

“Holy shit did you see jim hit me with the pinky floater?”
“Oh my god yes it was so sexy!”

by ©j November 7, 2022

Burger Float 4Ever

A huge dishonerable piece of shit who smells like a McPlayplace in rural Georgia. Has the consistency of grandma's famous southern chili.

Ralph: You wanna go get a Burger Float 4Ever?

D-Bloody-Pete: Get blud fucger??? Hell to tha NAW!!!!! He tasta like a stinky alamo doo doo.

by SkinFlute_9/11_NeverForget February 7, 2023

Buckham Float

A type of sweet confectionery from the deep depths of sunderland or mowbray depending on the day. It consists of a tall glass of the finest Hayden Buckham urine and a nice “Log” from Nathan Buckham to top it off, Resembling an ice cream float.

“i just scranned a buckham float”
“order me a double”

by MIKE OXLONGGGGGG May 7, 2023

Parker Flaster

Parker is a guy who loses his shoes. EVERY DAY. Obsessed with Top G

Parker Flaster stole my dad.

by ieatchocolatesauce May 25, 2023

The Floaters

The Floaters: A highly sought after band consisting of Alex Sanders, Hannah Wolf, and Mari Chew. The group performs around the Bay Area playing indie music that is fuaya as fwuck.

Wow man! Did you see The Floaters play last weekend? Shit was so tight!!!

by djdjsn August 21, 2024