Finance sis

The female version of a finance bro, but better; one who buys designer, attends parties with businessmen with high net income, vacations at Nikki Beach and boasts of the corporate finance role she works in. Gets money.

‘Olivia is such a finance sis, she bought her fourth Louis Vuitton this month.’

by Jan5678 September 28, 2025

Finance Granola

A person who works in a white-collar, often finance or corporate environment, yet maintains a distinctly outdoorsy, health-conscious, or minimalist lifestyle. They thrive in the city and take advantage of its amenities — trendy coffee shops, boutique gyms, Whole Foods — but on weekends they’re hiking, climbing, or van camping. Think Patagonia vest by weekday, Patagonia puffer by weekend.

Sammy is climbing after work while easting a sea oil free tuna sandwich, he's so finance granola.

by FG Buff November 11, 2025

Finance Granola

Finance Granola (noun):
A person who works in a white-collar, often finance or corporate environment, yet maintains a distinctly outdoorsy, health-conscious, or minimalist lifestyle. They thrive in the city and take advantage of its amenities — trendy coffee shops, boutique gyms, Whole Foods — but on weekends they’re hiking, climbing, or van camping. Think Patagonia vest by weekday, Patagonia puffer by weekend.

Sammy’s a total finance granola; spreadsheets during the week, trailheads on the weekend.

by FG Buff November 11, 2025

creative financing

When a high ranking businessman uses the company's expense account for a night of drunken debauchery.

Where that mysterious $200 disappears to when the boss goes on a "business trip".

by anon June 15, 2004

creative financing

To acquire cash for fly gear by trickery or thievery

I needed new shoes so I busted out some creative financing on my bitch ass moms

by s June 18, 2004

Reverse financial advisor

A financial advisor who charges outlandish rates for his/her day to day services.

Don't hire that guy, man, he's a reverse financial advisor.

That reverse financial advisor cost me an arm, a leg, my firstborn, and my soul!

by Wulfblood January 11, 2011

Ghetto Financing

See layaway.

We have bad credit so we cant get a credit card but we want this item yo. Well put in on use ghetto financing and put it on layaway and pay 50 cents a month for the next 5 years to we get it.

by Yourname222 May 18, 2013