Birth Certificate Feet

When the bottoms of your (dirty) feet resemble that of the stamped feet on the card you get stamped as an infant.

The ladies walking around in these flip flops with birth certificate feet.

by Jennifred July 19, 2023

farty feet

When your feet squeak and make fart noises on the non-carpeted floor, and the person there with you or on the phone with you thinks you're farting.

*can't stop making fart noises*
Josh: Are you feeling okay? You're so gassy.
Mandy: I swear it's just farty feet!

by LokiSleeve July 24, 2015

feet pix pl0x

nicest way to ask for feet pictures

person a: can haz feet pix pl0x
person b: sure man

by stdsoundsystem May 1, 2025

pirate feet

What your feet look like when you have been walking barefoot all day. Reference to the pirate feet on the Disney ride The Pirates of the Caribbean.

“Please wash your pirate feet before coming to bed!”

by Fancyface973 May 24, 2025

Feet In The Concrete

Feet In The Concrete, means that your feet hurt or they are tired after a long run or a marathon ETC.

Ive got feet in the concrete man.

by Averagekotek October 31, 2022

feet

there are weird stubs at the end of them and those find your legos

Nice feet you have there.

by Google classroom's ratings November 18, 2020

joeys feet

the hottest grippers in the world. so sexy and nutworthy, everyone agrees on this.

kevin: man joeys feet are so hot
bailey: i know right i just want him to give me a foot job <33

by skidmark420 March 13, 2022