Fake-Chow

To Trick a girl into thinking you are licking her pussy by using your fingers instead and making le le le le sound with your mouth. Used Alot when a ugly girl wants chow and there is no way out of it.

Dude1: This ugly ass girl wanted me to chow her last night!
Dude2: Did you?!
Dude1: No i just fake-chowed her.

by TyTyBBs January 1, 2012

fake-tipping

The act of tipping waiter/waitress with a fake 20 and a maxed out Quiznos card

Me and my friends went fake-tipping at the diner.

by duhduhduh6 February 9, 2012

Fake sport

A sport where the outcome of the matches are rigged or predetermined. For example: Pro Wrestling. Companies like WWE, TNA, Ring of Honor etc. are based on pro wrestling where all the matches are staged.

Person 1: Wow Steven, did you know that that Undertaker crucified Stone Cold Steve Austin last night?
Person 2: Dude don't you know that WWF is fake?
Person 1: Whaddaya mean?
Person 2: It's not real, there is no dead man who is alive, nor he can crucify a person on TV and get away with it. It's the same as Santa Claus. It's a fake sport, fiction for children. Sorry to break it down like this
Person 1: 'sobbing' It's still real to me dammit !

by not_a_fag January 7, 2016

Fake Agbero

Kids with working class parents that left the capital of Nigeria to rent apartments with their parents money in urban-rural part of Lagos

these boys are fake agberos, one broken bottle and they ran off

by yungpurpchicago December 16, 2019

Fake tight

when you see a male/female and they appear to be hot, but upon a second look you realize they are a not as hot as you first thought.

John: did u see that dime?
Will: yea man she is fake tight.

by HRM SMK April 3, 2008

Fake Bitch

Someone who doesn’t answer their siblings phone calls anymore

Ellie is a fake bitch

by Afoolrs February 7, 2022

fake nut

The act in which you fake your orgasm due to, exudation, he/she is getting bored, or you are fucked up

"Dude I had to fake nut because I was so drunk. I did no want her to think she can't make be blow my load"

by Cryptomnesia January 21, 2016