Full Blown Jackass

A not-so-rare incurable disease of which you can either be born with or it can be passed on to you through significant exposure to a person(s) infected with Full Blown Jackass, In cases of the latter it would be referred to as Second-Hand Jackass.

Referred to by Physicians as FBJ

Symptoms of FBJ are as follows:

Uncontrollable Hatred of everything and everyone,
Unreasoned Dislike,
Arbitrary Asinineness,
Inability to speak Truth,
Extreme Cynicism,
Unnecessary Sarcasm,
Irrational Aggravation,
and Inconsideration

Kane: "Hey Albert can you buy me this game for my bday?"

Albert: "Naw man I gotta get this card deck"

Kane: "But you don't even have anyone to play it with..."

Cashier: "...and heres your deck sir"

Kane: "Wow my brother is such an asshole."

Rob: "Hey man, what do you expect? Poor guys got Full Blown Jackass"

by Kane Marco January 7, 2009

Full Burrito Mode

Being wrapped in your blankets as if you are a cheap burrito from Taco Bell resulting in the extreme comfort in oneself.

Jacob come hang out with us today!

Can't I am in Full Burrito Mode

by BakedPotato June 24, 2014

Robert Fullick

noun. A last second sabotage. Usually secondary to some lame excuse involving the French embassy less than 24 hours before you are going to cover for a co-worker who needs the time to study for medical board exams.

If I had more time to study I know I would have done better on that test. Instead I got Robert Fullicked at the last second by none other than Robert Fullick. should have seen it coming. He Fullicked me good.

by mustachioman July 6, 2010

Full-Donald

To wear an outfit completely devoid of lower bottom coverings, in the style of Donald Duck.

Dominic turned up to the party Full-Donald, and was subsequently arrested for indecent exposure.

by Nas Colan October 1, 2013

Full-On

<adverb> British Slang;

1) Synonymous with 'absolute', 'positive', 'total' etc...

"Jonathan is an absolute, full-on knob-head!"

by Stuart Fletcher November 15, 2004

full steezie

Noreaga A girl who will suck your dick in front of your peoples, and possibly suck all they dicks too. Alternately, a girl who will suck your dick behind closed doors, but will do it all day every day.

Man, I gotta find me a new full steezie.

by Superthug July 25, 2003

Full Blown Yellow AIDS

The advanced stages of Yellow fever. A person, typically a white male, only has an interest towards asian woman and thinks all other types of woman are repulsive. When this stage is reached there is no turning back. They are uncurable much like real AIDS.

if we don't do something about his yellow fever he is going to come down with full blown yellow AIDS

by NIPPON LOVER July 13, 2006