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living fast

never wearing a condom.

Rick Ross, "never wear a rubber where i'm from they call that livin fast..."
Mark is living fast with that girl.
by MistaWiggs June 29, 2009
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fast

something cool; usually associated with clothing of some type.
"Wow. Those are some fast pants."
by tommy taco March 25, 2003
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feasties

When you're sick all of the time and your body begins to eat itself. Also known as a "suicidal cannibal", because a body's GOT to eat!
Justin has feasties ...FEASTIES!
by JonJamDanFETUSpoledConway September 24, 2005
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fasten you up

To kick someone's ass. Beat them down.
If you play yourself, ima fasten you up.
by King Arkeam April 18, 2008
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fast carl

a noun; when the giving party runs splay-legged over the receiving party, both naked of course, and poops while running onto the prone recipient. like a hot carl, but more fast. can also be done on roller blades.
i saw this chick laying there and we were both naked so i cowboy-walked over to her and starting increasing speed then lit a nice fast carl on her, a belly-button bulls-eye. she told all her friends.
by leonrabbitblisters May 29, 2010
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fast life

in the wise words of Sandra to a one tomeslice and evlad, "don't u go living the fast life."
the fast life (n): blackout nights, blackout girls, shanking feet, girls wanting to throw up all over, thinking you can drink 48 beers by yourself, pregnant hooters waitresses, stupid questions, house music, creeping up behind gals shirtless, a whole lotta C game, and finally- one night of debauchery equals 2 weeks of regret.
conversation while living the fast life:

south beach girl # 42: "fuck you"
evlad "yo, did u see my game? she wants me"
marc: "shut-up you're an idiot"
anthony: "yo i saw that evlad she wanted you"
tomeslice: "20 bucks says she didnt want you"
anthony: "i'll take that bet, i'm not paying for this club"
scott "can i hit evan?"
evlad: "i go to UF"
by TL and JE January 13, 2008
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Faster

A guy feeling so comfortable. So they ask there girl go faster.
Guy"Go faster alexa!"
by Your horny friend April 12, 2020
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