Eating Beans

Another way of saying jerking off

Friend: Hey bro, hop on ps4
Me: I’ll get on in a bit I’m eating beans rn.

by AniboioK November 14, 2018

boner-eating shitwad

shitwad= an asshole

boner-eater= a fag or queer or an asshole

boner-eating shitwad= an asshole queer or a double asshole; asshole 2 the max; queer-hole

ryan is a boner-eating shitwad

by speshul_K September 10, 2005

eating while black

When black persons do some ordinary activity like having a meal, it may set an unconsciously or consciously racist while person into a rage.

When eating while black the woman rushed to finish her lunch on a five-minute break, she immediately became investigated when her activities were exposed by an outraged white informant in a twitter storm.

by mlhiss May 13, 2019

Eating Bark

It’s like life, it tastes like dirt.

My life is like eating bark.

by MasterArrowHead October 9, 2019

Don't Drop your Earing

When you drop your earing you bend over to get it when your next to ur husband it looks like a bj! At the royal wedding Kate dropped hers on the balcony and it looked like she was giving william a bj =p

Wills- Drop ur earing !
Kate- Alrite =))))))
Queen- Don't Drop your earing

by FUNIPPL. July 11, 2011

that one creepy guy in the corner eating a pickle

a person who loves spying on people, usually in the gym. this person also loves eating pickles because pickles "sounds funny" and is salty just like when that one creepy guy in the corner eating a pickle plays video game like overwatch, he always blames the healer for not healing him and always screams when he dies

why is that one creepy guy in the corner eating a pickle spying on me

by gyfytfdtytyguybuugfdrdsre April 25, 2017

eating brown paint

having nasty or brown/yellow teeth.

dude, his teeth are so nasty, it looks like he has been eating brown paint.

by Tyler Leach September 9, 2006