Spartan Dick

The act of a man ferociously pelvic thrusting into another's mouth while violently bellowing the war cry "FOR SPARTA" This is usually followed up by using one's genitals much like a war spear to blow through the back of the receiver's neck and spinal cord rendering them paralyzed from there down.

Tyler was disabled after Ben Spartan Dicked him.

by The BP Oil Spill October 2, 2013

dick sisters

A combination of women who have had sex with the same man.

I wonder if Linda and Amy know that they're dick sisters since Joe banged both of them.

by The Sex Panther April 5, 2008

dick all

another word for nothing.

I learned dick all in lecture today

by guinnessgirl May 27, 2006

your dick

is perfectly fine :)

(this is in contrast to EVERY other definition of this)

Your dick isn't that small.

by Lionberry February 2, 2021

dick mumbler

A person who speaks in an unintelligible manner, as if they had a dick in their mouth while trying to speak.

Dispatch- medic 23 please befurpt krigistly napkalan, priority 2. Crew - what did that dick mumbler just say?

by Frustrated EMT August 12, 2017

Dick Sick

When the dick is so good that your mind literally cannot function normally for several days to weeks after intercourse. symptoms include blushed cheeks, muddled thoughts, poor decisions are guaranteed. moments of complete brain fog and daydreaming of said dick replaces all logical thought.

Bitch can't hold a thought, but she can hold that cock. why cause shes dick sick

by Naudia Sullivan May 14, 2019

dick depression

Being emotionally conflicted because of the lack of dick or sexual activity, can affect social and academic life.

I didnt bother doing my homework last night because of my dick depression.

by Sandy squarepants October 3, 2017