danglecock

an individual that sees wet meat but can't bar up. Anyone who acts in a manner too limpid to be taken seriously. A retard; anyone who acts like a retard. Clinically; anyone who flops at an angle of greater than 45 degrees whilst standing upright with a full erection.

A pathetic individual. A failure of said individual to comprehend life in general.

"If you cannot perform even the simplest of tasks then I'm going to have to diagnose you with the worst case of danglecock I've ever seen"

by Polish Rob May 12, 2006

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foofee dingle

a reallllllyyyy big penis

did you see how big that guy's foofee dingle was?!

by K.E.A November 8, 2006

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Diangle • dingleberry • dingle • Dangle • dangler • dangleberry • dingle balls • Dinglecherry • dingle dangle • dingle nuts

dinglebird

naughty naught dingle bird

dildo dinglebird on a stick

by nutsack21 November 24, 2004

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Dangler

Someone who posts open-ended questions, partial sentences, and dangling participles on FaceBook just to get comments. Similar to trolling on message boards, but without the intention to antagonize.

Dangler: I'm just saying...
Dangler: I was good enough before, why not now?
Dangler: I'm ready for a new beginning...

by TheOldHag August 13, 2010

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dingle berry

the true definition of the word dingle berry lies here.
a dingle berry is the little pieces of toilet paper that are entangled in the hairs of the pubic or anal regions. usually these pieces have a brownish tint and are crusty in nature. They resemble cocoons on a spiders web. they usually hurt when trying to remove because they require pulling out the hair they are stuck to straight from the follicle.

Man, I was so pumped!!!!!
You know that hot girl I met at the bar, well we went to do a 69 but as I moved closer to her snatch, it resembled a dingle berry patch!!!!!!!!!!!

by IFILLALLHOLES December 28, 2007

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