A poet, casanova, a man shrouded in mystery, plagued with dagger looks, emitting lust with each gaze, each step. Who you take home to your parents, only for your mother to fall in a deeper love than even you. A homewrecker, a nomad. The clothes on his back are what he lives in, a square between his middle and ring finger, European-style. Nobody knows where he came from, some say a cave. Some say he's always been, before God himself. He is Dave, leader of many. Follower of none.
by Gary Sucklemeister November 21, 2021
Get the Davemug. a derogatory term to express frustration over something
instead of saying "screw that shit" you could say "daveed that shit"
instead of saying "screw that shit" you could say "daveed that shit"
Jake: Yo we have an organic chemistry test next period
John: daveed that shit bro I haven't studied yet
John: daveed that shit bro I haven't studied yet
by calculators4Life February 25, 2024
Get the daveedmug. Bad father, OK sperm donor and an awful husband. Uses too many drugs and drinks too much. You see him tell him he owes me $8000
by CaliStarLove1121 May 30, 2022
Get the Davemug. A term used to describe men who live as straight men in their day to day lives but will visit neighboring towns to openly engage in relationships within the LGBTQ community of that town.
Originated in Nokomis, FL where straight men from Englewood, FL will visit to engage in relationships within the LGBTQ community.
Originated in Nokomis, FL where straight men from Englewood, FL will visit to engage in relationships within the LGBTQ community.
His family caught ihim in the next town over with his boyfriend. They were devastated to find out he was secretly living as Nokomis Dave.
by Kapt. Kangaroo March 15, 2025
Get the Nokomis Davemug. by Lateachehead November 7, 2023
Get the Davemug. Jammer Dave is the kindest of Mega brojs. Lives on PB&J and mushrooms. He has the tightest of buttholes. He’s a mega-jammer and rips, bobs, tears and weaves. He is the kindest of souls and you only hope you can have his energy in your life, Like a warlock casts spells with sweater puppies.
by white girl with a tight pussy August 19, 2023
Get the jammer Davemug. Hym "We don't know! Who could it be? Who IS 'Therapy Dave' and, beyond that, are we all not Therapy Dave in one way or another? Only time will tell."
by Hym Iam October 4, 2023
Get the Therapy Davemug.