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dieterman

a name you call someone when you want them to get something or put something away for you
Ronnie: hey dieterman grab my pads
Cary: no ronnie do it yourself
by tirone April 9, 2007
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Five-Finger Dieter

The Five-Finger Dieter is what happens when a man can fit his entire hand into his ass, which is why the words "Five-Finger" are included in the name. It is an act of self-fisting, basically.
The word "Dieter" is a noble German name, and German acts of sex or masturbation are usually messy and acrobatic, which is why you need some flexibility to successfully give yourself a Five-Finger Dieter.
"Bro... I gave myself a Five-Finger Dieter last night!"
"You're gross man... But good job..."
by Ricky Biff and Little Peter November 14, 2020
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Dieter

To be a dieter is to be annoying, arrogant, sexist, homosexual
That guy is such a Dieter, he said that women should practice martial arts.

That person is such a Dieter, he is so full of himself with his homosexual pride and it annoys me.
by <+-{The One}-+> May 29, 2008
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Dietrich

A self absorbing cocky arrogant liar delusion mental crack case a dummy and idiot a mind fuck of a person
Or yk Dietrich he dunce and does lie bad

Yh heself
by Ihatealldietrichs November 23, 2021
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Dietrich

Dietrich is a black handsome male who is strong and loyal.

Dietrich is a really loving and caring guy .Dietrich is mean and always trying to fight some body .
One time he tried to fight his fake step mama and she slammed him .he almost won tho .😂

&& don’t ever call Dietrich your son or best friend because he already has a mom ,a step mom ♥️ And a best friend ♥️. Thank y’all an have a goo day .
Some girl :hey look at that boy over there

Another girl :who Dietrich?
Some girl: Yes he is so fine and I heard he was loyal

Another girl : yea he is unlike his friends
by His stepmom May 5, 2019
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dieting orgy

a meeting of women held for the purpose of inspiring each other to become thinner by combining their weight loss with sexual ecstacy. The members of a dieting orgy are usually slim to begin with and strive to be thinner only to increase their already considerable sexiness.
It was the perfect dieting orgy. The group of models, ballerinas, and rhythmic gymnasts rented the women's gymnasium and locker room for a week. They wore only bras and panties to heighten their awareness of the fat they wanted to lose. They would record their weight, waist, bust, hip, and thigh measurements at least three times per day and record them in a log book. Girls who were losing weight and getting smaller would giggle and congratulate each other and console those who were not losing weight and size as fast as they wanted to. They spent their days drinking water, exercising, weighing, and measuring themselves. There were an abundance of scales, mirrors, and tape-measures for self contemplation and measurement. The girls gave each other cunnilingus to relieve their hunger with sexual ecstasy and create an inextricable psychological link between hunger and sexual ecstasy. By the end of the week they were feeling so sexy, slim, and ebullient at the collective weight and size they had lost that they stripped off their bras and panties in joy to better show off their hip bones, tiny breasts, and slim vulvas. Cunnilingus became constant, and the floors became slippery with their wonderful vaginal juices. By the end, they all agreed that it was the best dieting orgy ever.
by wouldaben January 7, 2011
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dietlechard

that dietlechard been down the street.
by k-stan December 14, 2010
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