Dave

A poet, casanova, a man shrouded in mystery, plagued with dagger looks, emitting lust with each gaze, each step. Who you take home to your parents, only for your mother to fall in a deeper love than even you. A homewrecker, a nomad. The clothes on his back are what he lives in, a square between his middle and ring finger, European-style. Nobody knows where he came from, some say a cave. Some say he's always been, before God himself. He is Dave, leader of many. Follower of none.

That guy Dave is unbelievably broke and lives in his parent's basement.

by Gary Sucklemeister November 21, 2021

Suck it dave

Typically used as a triumphant call when you out fish everyone else on the lake

Chris yelled "suck it dave" as he again caught the most and largest fish of any others, especially Dave.

by Hidinbiden May 24, 2021

Dave Gettleman

Very good modern thinking analytical NFL GM. Doesn't like running the ball or stopping the run.

Dave Gettleman: I would never draft a running back with the 2nd overall pick.

by mOnKeY mAn 2716309 March 20, 2020

Disco Dave

Was a guy from the early 2000’s that sold Disco biscuits at every rave in the central time zone. He was the man, the myth, the legend. If you saw a hot girl he probably already hooked up with her.

Chase: Call Disco Dave and see where the females at.

Bob: hey girl, where you at?
Girl: I just woke up at Disco’s house

by Partyboyx September 20, 2023

Dave

A good friend; always there in times of need, always there to help you through a crisis. A lover of music and masterful teacher of the craft; a believer in Christ and humanity.

Dave was the first friend I called when I needed someone, and the last friend I had to...he's always there to help others; a.k.a. crisis averted.

by Raechel Thompson December 15, 2021

Dave Bottom

A "Dave Bottom" is a bottom that denies their status as a bottom despite the fact it's painfully obvious that they are a bottom. Their bottom status is judged on many factors including appearance, attitude, and common behaviors along with their response to being called a bottom. This phrase is most commonly used as a form of confirmation that one is a bottom.

Annie: Honey you're a Dave Bottom
Rick: WHAT NO I'M NOT!
Annie: *sigh* He never listens....

by Positive Reinforcement September 30, 2020

Dave

A total stud muffin. Does everything the right way. And always has a charismatic and goofy number one by his side. And things are ways better when Dave is around.

Did you see Dave on that show? Because him and that Devin guy were the best ever! Humina humina humina humina…

by OGAll-Star November 21, 2021