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make Sauron cry

To masturbate to intense orgasm and ejaculation. From the fact that The Lord of the Rings' Sauron had one eye on top of the phallic tower of Barad-dûr.
Girl, get ready 'cos I'm gonna really make Sauron cry!
by pentozali August 20, 2013
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Die, Cry, Hate

The opposite of "Live, Laugh, Love". It is very dark and negative. (the acronym is DCH)
I have a painting in my house that says "Die, Cry, Hate".

Fuck "Live, Laugh, Love"... Die, Cry, Hate!!!
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dont cry til the end

A phrase that has been used in MOTHER´s japanese marketing campaingn in 1989. It´s now the kid friendly version of
no bithing until we get home.
Variations include: MOTHER- dont cry til the end
MOTHER 2- there´s no crying in baseball
MOTHER 3- you just won´t stop crying
by JohnnyB.Emo September 6, 2021
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Crying Part

Any lyric or segment in a song where the singer sings with such powerful emotion, it almost sounds like they are crying.
Famous Crying Parts:
"Never thought a rumor would ruin my moonlight!" -Brendan Flowers
"It's time I got back, it's time I got back, and I don't even know how I got off the track!" -Rivers Cuomo
"he's fighting and fighting and riding on his horse" -John McRea
by BarackObama1138thx August 22, 2011
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Cry-ometer

(noun)

An instrument that measures the level of a person's sobbing. This is generally applied to a person who has just been through a traumatic break-up, or otherwise mentally damaging experience.

Also used to detect feminine and/or gay tendencies in humans.

From the greek "Cryometer", an instrument that measures coldness.
Jack: Dude, Jen broke up with John!

Josh: OMG! Have you seen him yet?

Jack: Yeah I was up with him all night. He was like a 10 on the cry-ometer.

Josh: Oh man, this is some heavy *^&%!
by pi@noguy December 7, 2010
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Bill Nye Gonna Make You Cry

Bill Nye Gonna Make You Cry is a self-explanatory phrase in the Bill Nye Phrases.
Dude1: *is rude*
Dude2: Bill Nye Gonna Make You Cry
Dude1: *Breaks down and starts crying*
by Bubmti January 3, 2022
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