Cryptic Cunt 

When somebody writes a cryptic message, ie a status or a blog post, about you. You know it's about you but they don't mention you. Therefore they are being snide and are too scared to mention your name.

You fall out with a friend because you slept with her boyfriend and the next day they post this message on a social network site -

"I hate her, she is a massive slutbag and i wish she would die" ~ Cryptic Cunt.

Cryptic Cunt by Rhiannon Crave July 29, 2012

Crying Drunk Chick Syndrome

the illness that causes seemingly normal girls burst out in inconsolable tears for unfathomable reasons. At least one girl in every circle of friends is stricken by this disease. They are commonly found at frat parties, bars, and especially weddings.

Bro 1: Bro can you introduce to that girl?
Bro 2: Naw dude she has Crying Drunk Chick Syndrome you don't want to be stuck with her when that time bomb goes off.
Bro 1: what about her?
Bro 2: she's got the clap
Bro 1: I am going in

Crying Drunk Chick Syndrome by Fratstar Chiver August 20, 2012

Crystal Skulled 

Verb. When you've been lead to believe something was awesome, but it turned out to be crap. I.e. The movie by Paramount Pictures "Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull."

Friend 1: Did you prank your roommate?

Friend 2: Yeah, I totally "crystal skulled" him into eating an Oreo filled with toothpaste, instead of creme.

Crystal Skulled by Ryan "RyTheNewsGuy" Ernde August 30, 2014

Cryish

when you feel like there are tears in your eyes just waiting to happen. You feel really grateful for life and everything the least bit nostalgic, romantic, sad or beautiful can effortlessly release those tears.

No matter what I watch or do, it seems to bring a tear to my eye. I've been cryish all day.

Cryish by Armand Angelina May 27, 2015

crystal shattering sex 

A rare phenomena that happens when two people are having extremely hot sex. Crystal glasses all around the house began to shatter spontaneously. It is usually best to do a safety check and make sure no glass shards will be flying around the room. While this is fun it is also sometimes dangerous and safety should be taken into consideration first.

"My girlfriend and I have crystal shattering sex!"

crystal shattering sex by Challbaby82 June 6, 2016

crystipated 

Crystipated: a condition common among the working class...when you need to cry...you want to cry...you SHOULD be crying...but you can't. Your eyes may fill up, but tears will not fall. The pain of a regular life has killed your body's only natural outlet of sorrow. Your heart may be cold and dead. Nobody knows this but you.

When Melissa is crystipated for too long, she will lash out in a fit of rage. If she were smart like Roberta, she would watch "Terms of Endearment" or "Steel Magnolias" and have herself a good cry, thus eliminating the threat of rage.

crystipated by Jay Squirrel February 15, 2017

Crypto Criminals 

Crypto Criminals was founded by Scamtec in 2019. This group of individuals are notoriously known for ddosing, doxing, swatting, carding and etc.
Crypto Criminals aren’t to joke around with as they will manipulate you to complete task for them. This group will make you write their name on your forehead and post it on their social media’s to gain clout. When contacted by this group do not further in conversation as they use a strategy called social engineering and use the info to gain a benefit from it. If contacted by a member you should be afraid because they know who you are and they want something from you. This group is a bunch of black hats that just want to f*** everyone over. This group was founded by scamtec just to manipulate and corrupt the com.

After FOX 11 first aired the story promo, members of Crypto Criminals posted this on their Instagram account this response: *Expletive* FOX, we beaming niggas for life.

Crypto Criminals by Scamtec November 23, 2019