council minge

a woman whos vagina looks like 2 bits of ham slapping together in the wind

I only took her home from the bongo the other night and bucked her! she had a proppa council minge

by notoriouspip April 23, 2016

Crounch

Naming somebody as the biggest jerk in the room.

"What a fucking crounch."

by schmooferino July 25, 2018

Council Pizza

Cheese on toast is affectionately known as Council Pizza cheese on toast

I'm a bit skint this week love, shall we have council pizza for tea?
or l love a bit of Worcester on me Council Pizza.

by Jonny Wise July 27, 2018

Cluncle

Your uncles clit

“Man I really want my cluncle sucked”

by HonestlyJustAshlynn November 29, 2018

counciltucky car wash

while living in council bluffs, it is the act of a police officer searching your meth mobile and seizing your meth and other crackhead drugs

Yo dude! Deaquan just got a counciltucky car wash! Now he's in jail.

by counciltuckyresident January 11, 2019

council house breakfast

Having a cig and a cup of tea for breakfast

‘Ay look, Jonny down the road is up for his council house breakfast already!’

by Gangshxt February 22, 2019

Chrunchy

A terrible mispronunciation of the word crunchy.

Man 1: wow that fish was weird!
Man 2: yeah, why was it chrunchy?

by Squidwards_nan December 4, 2019