Crooked Thumb

A big ol’ straight bottom. Has no power. Submits to his woman’s whims.

I thought Melissa’s boyfriend was secretly gay. Turns out he was just a crooked thumb.

by Jizzñe____007 June 7, 2024

cooker porn

Posts from news outlets alluding to "mysterious death" to which antivaxxers come out and post things like "Safe and Effective" or "How many jabs did they have?

Headline - "Australian suddenly dies at the age of 56"

Cookers response - "Safe and effective, doctors are baffled"

Others in the comment - "Geez this post is just Cooker Porn"

by Madchef77 June 8, 2024

Cooker

The comparative form of the slang "cooked." Used to describe someone who is in a significantly worse state of defeat, failure, or "doneness" than someone else who is merely "cooked."

You think you're having a bad day because you lost your keys? I lost my keys and my phone, I'm way cooker than you.

by The_Head_Chef March 7, 2026

Cookiedoughnut

A Cookie that looks like a Doughnut.

I went to the Bakery and ask
"Do you have any Cookiedoughnut's?"
They go "What's that?"

by Cookiedoughnut2 September 5, 2024

Cooted

When you get so coked up that you can't remember if you let someone film you doing something that will later ruin your life.

Fuck I was so cooted last night. I hope I didnt let someone film me calling Klopp a cunt.

by Sav-D November 12, 2024

coooked

You are absolutely — fried, literally can see the crisping edges of your ego.

She is coooked. That insult was so bad she started to cry!

by CNK1 January 31, 2025

Cookery

When someone is displaying immense craft and skill in any activity, they are using cookery. Cookery requires a great sense of style and boss-ness with what you are cooking up. Cookery also attracts a fuck ton of attention from others who observe.

Bro, did you see the way my man rapped those 3 on 3s so damn fast!!? Thats a special type of cookery he's using right there on the mic.

by SupaHotDefinitioner February 21, 2025