Candy Ass

Someone who does nothing but play Candy Crush Saga all day.

If I get another invite from that candy ass Jason again, I will personally go to his house and stab him with a pixie stick!

by Tujiro October 16, 2013

Candy Hole

When the gut of a fat person increases the depth of their belly button.

Tyler put his finger in his girlfriend Mady's Candy Hole before he continued oral sex.

by Harold Fernandez January 16, 2009

candywrappers

noun: a term utilized to describe a woman's lower undergarments.

Hey! baby, whip off your candywrappers so that I can eat your goodies.

by the cossman January 1, 2012

Fag candy

Phrase meaning:
1) Heterosexual males that commonly attract homosexual males unintentionally.

2)A Heterosexual man that purposely attracts and decieves homosexual men with no intentions on following through with homosexual relationships/acts.

3) A pussy.

1) "Poor Andy, gay guys flock to him. He's such a fag candy."

2) "That guy is such a fag candy; he flirts with all the boys."

3) Use as a substitute for "pussy", "loser", "queer bait", etc.

by Ruth and Meg March 31, 2008

cum drop candy

A small, dome shaped candy most commonly characterized
by a salty flavor and similar likeness to gum drops. The preferred method of consumption is to swallow it, rather than spitting it like gum.

"This cum drop candy is delicious!" Tim said.
George turned to me indiscreetly and said, "I told you Tim was gay."
"Fuck you, Man! "

And so ensued a slap fight between George and Tim that eventually ended in a Gay Make-out session on the floor, followed by things that are so horrible that I weep to speak of them.

by StalinWraith May 20, 2010

Iraqi Candy Shop

To place a small candy such as m&m's or nerds between the foreskin and glans penis prior to receiving oral sex.

It was valentines day so i thought i would surprise her with chocolates from the Iraqi Candy Shop!

by Richi J October 13, 2008

Yo Mamas candy

slang for drugs

can i have some of Yo Mamas candy?

by tatersalad August 2, 2003