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barb contracks

“Idfk bro, like slang.”

Type shit; period; she contrack on my contracktions ‘till I barb.
“barb contraacksss!!!”

“ Ohhhh happy birthday barbbbb oh yeah that’s a barb barb yeah happy birthday barb oh yeahhhhhhhh”

“Barb!! They’re coming for my kids!!! Stop it barb, stop it! Stop it!!!!!!!!!”

“Barb………. Barb, we talked about this!!!!! Barb, please!!! Barb, no…… NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO”

“Barb!!!!!!! Barb, stop it!!!!! Please, barb, please!!!! I told you, I don’t know where the money is, barb!!!!! Barb, I mean it, barb!!!! I promise, I’m not lying!!!!!!!!!! Barb, you gotta beliebe me, barb! Barb…… barb….! Wait, wait wait!!!! Wait, no, no, no, no, no!!!!!! NOOOOOOO!!!!!!! NO, barb!!!!!!! No, barb, no no no!!!!!!!!!”

“Okay, barb….. c’mon over here……. C’mon barb…… i know you got it in you still……. You’re not that senile, are you, barb…????? Heh……. Didn’t think so…”

“Every morning I wake up and drink 6 Redbulls!” heh………………………..

“Hello, barb!”

“Yeah, barb contracks”

“Barb, stop contrackting on me!!!!! Stop, stop, stop!!!!!”
by goobiousgoober May 5, 2025
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The contract was violated

None of that is as bad as fucking the retards.
Hym "The contract was violated and none of that is as bad as fucking the retard. And I don't care what I did it doesn't somehow negate what is happening and had been done to me. Really. You have the linguistic capacity of a mental retard. It's as though you think that the fact that we're both saying words that they cancel eachother mid-air."
by Hym Iam July 18, 2025
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Pucker Contraction

When an individual needs to urgently pass a stool with no restrooms in sight leading to contractions of the pucker from resisting the urge to soil ones pants.
Man, I was stuck in traffic and desperately needed to go number two. It was so urgent that I experienced pucker contractions like when you use a muscle stimulator. Thankfully, I found an offramp and a restroom at a gas station.
by Mr. Dirty Thumb August 1, 2025
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