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Chuck Norris Shot

The Chuck Norris is a shot composed of 1 part Bourbon and 1 part 151 with as much tabasco as you can handle. You then place a few more dashes of tabasco on your hand, lick it off and take the shot. This is the REAL Chuck Norris Shot, not to be confused with the fruity weak sauce drink they consume in North Dakota. That is a drink Chuck Norris would never be caught drinking. If you respect Chuck Norris, drink this and teach your local bar how to make a proper Chuck Norris.
Barkeep! Give me a REAL Chuck Norris Shot!
by Matthew Forcella February 2, 2009
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Chuck Norris

Before the universe was created Chuck Norris was already born. He befriended Space and Time. One day when they were playing, Chuck Norris accidentally roundhouse kicked Space and Time, thus resulting in what we now know as the Big Bang.
Chuck Norris told me not to make any examples of him or if I did he would roundhouse kick me in the face so hard it would destroy the universe he created.
by Chuck Norris' Bitch July 20, 2009
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chuckabee

A celebrity political supporter, derived from Chuck Norris supporting 2008 presidential hopeful Mike Huckabee.
When Hillary Clinton was asked if she had any big celebrity supporters for her presidential campaign, she replied "Not that I am aware of, but I sure could use a few Chuckabees!"
by John Cota December 11, 2007
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Sleepy-eyed Chuck Todd

Originated when Donald Trump referred to Chuck Todd of MSNBC's Meet the Press as "Sleepy-eyed Chuck Todd." It refers to someone who needs a full 8 hours of sleep to function and is still tired during the day as well.
"Sleepy-eyed Chuck Todd, he's a sleeping son of a bitch!"
by PrimoVictoria95 May 11, 2018
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Chubi

to be a bitch, and/ or bitchy. to have a quality of bitchyness upon you. to have the aroma of a bitch.
kelsey smith

"kelsey was such a bitch. yeah kelsey is totally a chubi"
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Chuch

a word invented by big Snoop Dog to hold it down. It usually accomodates....follows a statement to enhance the meaning and wish good fortune on the task at hand(as if to be blessed by god)
Ex. Fo sho dog, tonight will definately be crunk......Chuch!
by MvAmbrosia420 April 15, 2004
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chuch

the word chuch was not made up by snoop. but when he says it he means peace,later,chunk tha duece bye word came from a european queen Kathrine III
I'm gonna go holla at these beeaatches chuch
by j-man July 28, 2003
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