changing the light bulb

Cranking one’s “unit” while entering their partner

Gf: “Wanna have sex?”
Bf: “Sure, wanna try changing the light bulb?”
Gf: “no”

by ShadyBruns April 19, 2018

Change Your Ringtone

The act of bleaching your bunghole.

"Baby, it don't look good back here. You might wanna change your ringtone".

by KSparx July 23, 2024

Trump Change

You think it's a lot of money, but trump think otherwise

Caleb: I just won $1000000
Trump: That's A really small loan... That's Trump change skrub

by AutisticFish27 June 29, 2017

Change of Like

When you enjoy yet neglect to like someone's facebook post, but upon extenuating boredom, you see it again and end up liking it out of some newfound lightheartedness.

Laura's picture of her poodle taking her spot in bed when she got up to go to the bathroom was cute. I ended up having a change of like and sending her blowy kisses for the next hour.

by Trapped_In_Time July 24, 2013

Change

Change often brings instability and the people that want it to sread like wildfire.

Hardly any change doesn't make things worse. Telling people things will get worse before they get better is misleading, but it sounds good. The reality is things often get worse before they keep getting worse and worse, spiraling out of control in the end. The light at the end of a tunnel isn't guaranteed to be daylight, and people that rely on someone else to pull them from the darkness are fucked, but nobody tells them they are.

by Solid Mantis February 3, 2021

Oil Change

When you do Steroids and your natural testosterone gets replaced with synthetic testosterone made in a bath tub

Bro I got my oil changed and I can bench 45 pounds heavier

by RedBlackGold20000 July 25, 2023

Exact Change

When you challenge yourself and/or your friend to reach a point goal in Zombies, without exceeding the goal. Which can result in your friend(s) trying to race you to that goal.

Vanoss: "I need 30000 Points!"
Nogla: "Is the Exact Change rule in play?"

by BossAydan July 6, 2023