Cancer

Jake Paul, Logan Paul any of the paulers, Basically everyone except Arnex / Jeppe / Silas

Jake Pauls Music is cancer

by SomePussyWithoutAPenisxD January 4, 2019

Purdue Cancer Kid

Shorthand description for people like Tyler Trent, the 20 year old osteosarcoma bone cancer patient who inspired unranked Purdue to upset #2 Ohio State in football in 2018 after saying in a ESPN College GameDay feature regarding his cancer prognosis "The immediate future in my mind is that Purdue beats Ohio State next Saturday".

Has gone on to represent ANY inspiring person adopted by a sports for inspiration. Especially potent if accompanied by a feature story on ESPN by Tom Rinaldi.

When I saw Tom Rinaldi do the 6 minute feature story on the Purdue Cancer Kid, I knew immediately we were gonna lose.

by cgorange November 28, 2021

Cancer

Yasuo,Master Yi,Teemo

Example 1
Person 1: How did you get cancer?
Person 2: I am yasuo main
Example 2
Person 1: How did you get cancer?
Person 2: I am teemo main
Example 3
Person 1: How did you get cancer?
Person 2: I am master yi main

by imagineperson April 22, 2022

Cancer

The crab.

Emotional, crybaby, empathize too much. Obsessed with the moon. Love hugs and being loved, but only when they feel like it.

Falls in love with the idea of love, not a person. And also, does it Everytime they watch a tv show or reads a book.

You are such a cancer, stop crying! It's a movie!

by moonchildking May 7, 2021

Cancer

Jake Paul.

Person 1: Bro you heard of Jake Paul?
Person 2: Yeah bro I've heard of him, he's so fucking cancer.

by yournansgrandadsdogsownerschef September 9, 2021

cancer-nerd

a nerd that is so nerdy he is harmful to the society i.e. like cancer

Mark Zuckerberg is not only a robot, but also the cancer-nerd that created phubs.

by MusicSounds February 10, 2019

Cancerous

A person, so annoying, so boring that she can make you fall into depression, she can also give you cancer

Nowi: Hi there, im cancerous

Me: **dying**

Nowi: ._.

by Azélio October 21, 2018