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pure cancer 

An expression that's used when something is extremely cringey or not acceptable to have an existence. This term is mostly overused because of some angsty white teens trying to be chill.
Correct use:

"musical.ly is the pure cancer of the world."
Or:
"This post on Instagram is so shitty that it could cause pure cancer."

Incorrect use:

"My mom has got pure cancer and now she's been brought to the hospital for research."
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visual cancer 

Anything toxic or crying like little youtube kids
F1. Hey man how's it going
F2. I can't see I got visual cancer
F1. I told you not to watch jake paul
visual cancer by Peanut_Man December 3, 2017

California Cancer Rule 

An unspoken rule that states that:
If it exists, it is known to cause cancer in the state of California.
According to the California Cancer Rule, touching anything has a small risk of giving you cancer.

Woke-Cancer 

When people who just want to seem "woke" advocate for the death of marginalised groups.
Kobe: I dont mind chinas abuse of its citizens Normal Society: The Woke-Cancer

Get cancer 

Something you say to a retard online
Oh fist ov legend killed me better dm him get cancer
Get cancer by BrickFuJohnson August 5, 2021

Lithuanian ball cancer 

This is a syndrome when a person develops ball cancer from a beagle hound. It consists of many downsides such as ejaculating green substances, Dame Tu Cosita man coming out of your booty hole and Ugnius Makarovas shitting his pants.
Bro I have developed massive Lithuanian ball cancer. Because of this, Dame Tu Cosita man raped my mother.