cow apple

Cow poop

"watch out for the cow apples in the field!"

"Damn! I stepped on a cow apple!"

by zamphyr September 28, 2013

Cow Tipping

v. 1. to push a cow over to the ground while it sleeps, but this is difficult to do because cows do not sleep while standing.

v. 2. when you're having sex with a fat girl in bed, and you (accidentally or on purpose) push her off the bed and she falls.

When you push a fat chick off the bed, that's cow tipping.

by hjjcnk May 21, 2021

cow pat

The crunchy, flavorful brown chip in Chex Mix.

"You can have a handful of my Chex Mix, but don't you dare take the cow pats! Those are the best part."

by SMHSdefinitions March 30, 2016

Cold Cow

A girl that stops talking to you for no reason.

A 2am girl that finds out you are only talking to her for one reason and stops talking to you.

When you pick up the piece and profit off someone cold cow is (cold cow yummy)

The other day this chick stopped dating my friend Bill (Cold Cow) now she dating me (Cold Cow yummy)

by Dr. dating advice May 19, 2010

Cow-Holmes

A person that dresses half country-western and half urban hip-hop. Most have a bi-polar disorder.

Man, check out Jimmy's sweet cowhide vest over his super FUBU jersey - dude is sporting a serious Cow-Holmes look.

by JCone9 August 14, 2003

Race the Cow

A fun game to play, basically you drink as much as you can and try to drive to a set location before it kicks in. if it doesnt, you win. if it does, you win.

"Officer, in my defense, im playing Race the Cow."
"Ah, sorry sir. carry on"

by thedairyfarmer May 28, 2008

Holly the cow

Holly is a cow who loves Niall very much and Holly likes women if you didn't know and niall is her favourite.

Who's that cow? Oh that's Holly the cow

by Holly's and no one else November 8, 2019