Covid Clean

absolutely clean, disinfected, organized. Nothing left to clean.

My house is covid clean, and no one will ever see it!

by Enterich April 22, 2020

Over-Covid

The incessant, overbearing., Browbeating conducted by the cable news media regarding the lethality of Covid-19, including it's insistance that it is the worst pathogen mankind has ever seen, and the resultant cessation of all things important for human sanity meant to stem it's transmission.

"This man did not die from respiratory failure, he died from Over-Covid."

by Tbonerstalloner December 13, 2020

COVID 19/Corona

COVID is the worst thing as it hurt my fren ;-;

COVID 19/corona sucks more than having smol brain

by anonymous September 9, 2021

Covid hair

The way your hair looks after laying on the couch for 3 or 4 days binge-watching "Breaking Bad" for the 4th time since the pandemic got your ass laid off.

Never answer a video call when you have covid hair

by Rowan 64 April 22, 2020

Covid whore

An unemployed stripper who has turned to prostitution

Lollipop: oh hell no, bitch, don’t be trying to take my corner just cuz u a covid whore
Mandy: fuck off, sasquatch, you would probably make more money if you put a mask on

by Butter Mike May 18, 2020

COVID-19

an excuse by the government to rape and destroy the economy of the middle class

guy 1: "you know covid-19?"
guy 2: "oh yeah, i lost my business because of boris johnson"

by bigbigboy47 February 10, 2022

Covid Privilege

Applies to anyone who is privileged enough to live in a developed country with free access to the vaccine, however, after having taken said vaccine (and booster), they still believe that Covid poses a significant threat to them. They are systematically incapable of recognizing that the prolongation of 'restrictions' has serious ramifications upon those less fortunate than themselves. Will commonly refer to as 'a pandemic of the unvaccinated', which is code for resentment towards those who do not agree with their worldview

Dave: Why is he wearing his mask still? The CDC says that 82% of Americans have been vaccinated.
Steve: He has got Covid privilege

by thisismyhandlelol April 12, 2022