zoffing chair

chair, once sat in makes the sitter "zoffed"

slob:"who's been zoffed?" (sits on zoffing chair)
everyone:"oh no!!!!!"

by munkah January 26, 2004

Chairman Hao

Informal name of alderman Helen Shiller in Chicago's 46th Ward. It is a combination of her name and the title of the late Chairman Mao of Chinese fame.

Shiller is famous for her socialist views and clear belief that central planning is best. As long as she is the central planner.

Chairman Hao dictated that two towers of low income housing be built even though thousands of people in the community were vocally opposed.

Chairman Hao dictated that enemies of the socialist peoples movement be exiled to Lincoln Park.

by irishpirate1 November 10, 2008

texas chainsaw massacre (remake)

the most br00tal movie since the original(:

Texas Chainsaw Massacre (remake) was br00tal.

by reedradd x February 18, 2009

Chaira

Spanish slang for jerk off, used mainly on the south of Mexico.
The origin of the word comes from "chaqueta" which means the same thing, but also means jaquet.

I did a chaira last night watching porn

Anoche le pegue a la chaira viendo pelos

by Isodine August 3, 2006

The chair

A gameshow where players anwser up to 7 questions and can win up to $250,000. This gameshow is much different then anty other gameshow because the players have to lay down in a chair while strapped to a heart-rate monitor. If the contestant gets nervous then he will lose money until he can get his heart rate under control. The funny thing is its hosted by John McEnroe and you can't keep your eye's closed or he will say "don't do that!". In the middle of the game somthing will happen that could rise you heart beat high and you must keep your cool.

Did you watch McEnroe whack tennis balls at the players in the chair?

by ganban May 27, 2005

chainsaw

A way to make a girl swallow!!!

Same grip used with a actual chainsaw!!!!

When your about to cum in her mouth, grab a fistful of hair on the top off her head and pinch her nose with the other hand and move her head back and forth.

by Chainsaw_lamymg December 22, 2009

Chair Time

The amount of time you are allowed or wish to play Modern Warfare 2 in an uniterrupted block of time. The period of time in which you play Modern Warfare 2.

Please don't bother me, I have very little chair time and am trying to prestige.

by Owl In Dee Navy June 19, 2010