Crime Scene Oil

What you call the blood stain at a crime scene to make it less disgusting and creepy.

"Lay down there, be the body."
"I'm not lying down near that blood stain!"
"Are you crazy? That's CLEARLY crime scene oil."
"Oh. Okay."

by misspelld March 6, 2010

Cryptard

An asshole so consumed by cryptocurrency mining, that this is the only thing they know how to talk about, with no regard as to how no one else gives a shit.

Man, that dude is such a cryptard, that is all he ever talks about!

by Klaatu9898 February 6, 2018

CRB

Checking for body count, if they have done anything mad or anything that would make u stray away from a relationship with a person ur thinking of doing so with

Yo that girl looks peng, mandem let’s do a CRB check on her still

by yoyo1up March 8, 2019

Cross and Inshallah

A style of football that commonly played with one or more players mindlessly spamming crosses into the box and praying for a player to be on the receiving end.

“Of course he gets another assist, Trent the Cross and Inshallah Merchant”

by Givemeyourbankdetails May 4, 2020

Criminal Scum

A person violating the law, and should stop right there.

Guard: Stop right there criminal scum! You've violated the law.

by OGuard March 30, 2012

Sprite Cranberry

A very rare and limited beverage. It tastes like the nectar of the gods, and those who taste it have big pp

Lebron James: wanna Sprite Cranberry?

by Skoogled December 6, 2018

CROYDON

AWESOME TOWN, 15 MINUTES FROM CENTRAL LONDON, WHICH IS EVERY INCH A GREAT CITY IN ITS OWN RIGHT. CROYDON HAS A GREAT ART SCENE WITH GREAT PLACES LIKE THE FAIRFIELD HALLS, WHERE THE BEATLES ONCE PLAYED; AND THE CROYDON CLOCK TOWER CENTRE, WHICH FAMOUSLY HOSTED AN EXHIBITION OF PICASSO PAINTINGS.

IN ADDITION, CROYDON'S ALREADY EXCELLENT SHOPPING FACILITIES ARE ABOUT TO GET A WHOLE LOT BETTER STILL WITH A £1 BILLION WESTFIELD CENTRE.

Croydon is a town, but will soon be reclassified as a City - if there is any justice!!

by .l April 28, 2014