Peanut butter ho ho

A sex act wherein a prostitute smears your penis with creamy Jif and gives you a blowjob, while you're dressed as Santa Claus

I'm so pissed off - I paid for a peanut butter ho ho yesterday, but the damn whore only had chunky Skippy and then it got all over my rented costume - worst office Christmas party ever.

by Puntmuffer September 27, 2017

Mexican Butter

When you eat spicy Mexican finger food like tacos, and then finger your girl to completion. The resulting aftermath is Mexican Butter.

When we got home from Taco Bell, I was flipping her bean and she covered my hand in Mexican Butter.

by HonestTruthTalker October 20, 2017

Gamer Butter

The gross residue in-between your keyboard and mouse from intensely sweaty gaming.

Gamer: Ew, my desktop is covered in gamer butter. There's so much of it you could spread it on toast.

by monomutt May 13, 2018

Operation Butternips

In the chat of Rainbow Six Siege When someone is saying Operation Butternips You know they are gonna go tryhard the moment they say that.

Friendly: Dude we're gonna win this game
Me: These guys are doo doo
Enemy: Operation Butternips
Round: Lost *All Friendlys have been eliminated.*

by TriggeredRich September 14, 2018

Peanut butter spoon

it sounds like it should be suggestive but who knows?

you guys ever look up peanut butter spoon on urban dictionary?

no? why?

i don't know if it's a real thing but it sounds like it should be

by DrKrainiker September 21, 2020

mud butterfly

The act of shitting urself, sitting down and massaging it for a while before you sit on an A3 sheet of paper to discover the beautiful butterfly effect.

Whilst try to push out a fart tommy shit himself, whitch inspired his inner artist so he decided to make a mud butterfly

by Emu eggs November 2, 2020

nigga butter

butter but black

man nigga butter tastes amazing on bread

by richard smith gay September 27, 2020