Jesus Burrito

1. a theoretical burrito that Jesus Christ makes so hot that even he himself cannot eat it (usually said to be microwaved).
2. any burrito that is so hot that it can't be eaten by a mortal human (although Jesus probably could).
3. A burrito that is so hot it makes you see Jesus.
4. Archaic: A burrito that is so hot that it burns the sin right outta ya.
5. Noun: Another name for the Holy Corpse Parts in Jojo's Bizzare Adventure, Specifically Eyes of Heaven, seeing as they look like burritos in the game

"Oh, we got another Jesus Burrito" - Joel

by Theawsomudkip December 7, 2020

Creamy Burrito

Creamy Burrito cum creampie

When you cum in a fat chicks rolls.

“Oh man, I fucked this fat chicks roll and came”

“Awh dude, you gave her a creamy burrito!”

by The AMC club December 7, 2018

Wet Burrito

a popular prison dish, often including ingredients such as a crushed ramen packet, crushed cheetos, any meat you can acquire from the prison commissary, pork rinds, diced salami, pickle, crackers, refried beans, line the inside of the cheeto bag with a tortilla, dump mixture into said bag with a little bit of hot water, wrap it up and set it aside for 5 to 10 minutes, flip once during cooking time, then once the 5 or 10 minutes is up, add whatever condiment you desire, then enjoy the meal.

hey bro, you want a wet burrito?

by VersatileMink May 26, 2024

arkansas burrito

the act of vomiting on a penis then preforming a blowjob on the vomit-covered-dick.

"I gave her the arkansas burrito last night"
"what the fuck dude"

by natbutter July 28, 2021

burrito

taking a backpack, emptying it and reversing it inside out, and putting the things back in. Often used for joking.

Bill: what happened to my backpack!?
Bob: John burritoed it.

by John Carstillon June 16, 2012

Fishstick sandwich burrito

A gross concoction consisting fish sticks, bread, mustard, pickles, nacho cheese, and fruit roll ups.

"When you want to throw up for no reason, think of a fishstick sandwich burrito

by Cod90Gamer February 25, 2015

Burrito

It is a millenary technique which is to ingest a lot of alcohol and "empalidar" in fetal position.

Luis performed the "Burrito" at Kevin's party

by FakeHolocaust June 23, 2019