brown dartboard

When you insert the poop of a person into the anus of another person

Hi, would you like to try a brown dartboard?

by Dylahooga July 29, 2012

Brown Bullet

When you shit so hard that your poop comes flying out of your asshole in small pieces and making to noise similar to the sound of a bullet being shot out of an M1918 BAR.

Jonathan - “So the other day I had a brown bullet.”

Vince - Aw sweet

by Vunc July 26, 2019

Brown Midas

A person whose touch, rather than turning everything to gold, turns everything to shit.

"How the hell does that guy stay in a job? He relentlessly heads up shit pile after shit pile."

"No idea mate. Proper brown midas going on there."

by rhythmjunky February 12, 2013

Brown Willie

The act of moistening one's finger with one's own poop by inserting it in the rectum. Then inserting said finger into another's ear canal.

Hey, why give a wet willie when you can do a brown willie instead? It lasts longer.

by Sticka June 9, 2009

brown blizzard

The reaction that occurs after drinking four shots of expesso on an empty stomach.

I drank so much expresso I got a brown blizzard and had to change my pants.

by brownbomber88 April 11, 2014

Brown Wizard

A wicked man of ancient folk-lore believed to pray victim to those who squatted over a chamber pot for more than 5 minutes. The legend of the Brown Wizard is both fascinating and startling in the way of his practices. Once he finds the unsuspecting crowcher, he then extends his hand into a space-shit-time continuum, reaching out from the chamber pot and relieving men's souls thru the anal cavity.

I’d like to spend more time in the bathroom, but I can feel the Brown Wizard has his gaze focusing on my Eye of Sauron...

by The Cartogropher February 15, 2014

Craig Brown

Verb: doing one or both of the following typically at night time - 1) Getting super baked 2) getting laid.
Adjective: used to describe an evening where you either 1) got super baked 2) met a random person and hooked up 3) both.

Brandon: What did you do last night?
Ethan: I Craig Browned in honor of the holidays.

I met this girl and it quickly turned into a Craig Brown kind of night.

by spidermanbreal June 2, 2016