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A wicked man of ancient folk-lore believed to pray victim to those who squatted over a chamber pot for more than 5 minutes. The legend of the Brown Wizard is both fascinating and startling in the way of his practices. Once he finds the unsuspecting crowcher, he then extends his hand into a space-shit-time continuum, reaching out from the chamber pot and relieving men's souls thru the anal cavity.
Iā€™d like to spend more time in the bathroom, but I can feel the Brown Wizard has his gaze focusing on my Eye of Sauron...
by The Cartogropher February 15, 2014
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