Brown Ripper

A massive turd that feels like you are being ripped in half, from anus to taint and anus to low back, as it works it’s way out.

Often so painful one begs and pleads for release. Most men experiencing a brown ripper equate it to rectal childbirth.

Braaaaahhhh could you take a quick gander at my gooch area? I just did a brown ripper and I think it really tore flesh this time.

I was so constipated that I had a brown ripper and I felt like I was being filleted from stem to stern.

I just have rectal birth to a 10 pound turd with that brown ripper. I though I was going to need an emergency C section to get it out.

by Eaton Holgoode June 7, 2018

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Brown Frost

Brown style Ale brewed and bottled by Frosty Balls Brewery located in Chico, California. frosty beer brewery balls drink

Yo, you want to go to Frosty Balls Brewery and drink some Brown Frost until we can't see straight?

by FrostyBB April 16, 2010

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Brown Critter

The act of sodomizing another followed by slapping one's feces-covered member against his/her butt cheeks.

"Last night was awesome. I totally gave her a Brown Critter."

by BrownCritters4Life February 16, 2013

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Brown Willie

The act of moistening one's finger with one's own poop by inserting it in the rectum. Then inserting said finger into another's ear canal.

Hey, why give a wet willie when you can do a brown willie instead? It lasts longer.

by Sticka June 9, 2009

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Brown Bullet

When you shit so hard that your poop comes flying out of your asshole in small pieces and making to noise similar to the sound of a bullet being shot out of an M1918 BAR.

Jonathan - “So the other day I had a brown bullet.”

Vince - Aw sweet

by Vunc July 26, 2019

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