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wiki-bored

verb, to wiki-bored: to spend hours (randomly) browsing wikipedia articles primarily out of boredom.

most often used like an activity, "boarding."

less often used as a state of being, like "bored."
last night, while i was wiki-boreding, i saw that paul walker is on some national geographic shark show...

dude, i was wiki-bored for like 3 hours at work yesterday.
by pbrisbin June 16, 2010
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toy bored

When your AA battery powered friend runs out of witty things to say.
I am so toy bored, my little friend isn't hitting the spot anymore.
by Nan M. November 10, 2010
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i'm bored as heck what about you?

" I'm bored as heck what about you " the meaning of it is that..

you are bored what did you expect the 1.BILLION dads to come back with the milk?
( hey I'm bored as heck what about you? )
( I am also bored as heck. )
by quinxa_1 September 19, 2021
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Boregasm

Where during sexual acts, you fake an orgasm because you are bored.
Lance: "It was like having sex with a grandma, so I pulled a boregasm, and got the hell out of there."

Tina: " He was making weird faces, so I boregasmed and said goodnight."
by NatBarColombus July 3, 2010
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bored shitless

Idle to the point whereby the natural bodily forces which tend to evacuate your bowels actually reverse in a vain attempt to draw or suck in whatever stimulation can be exuded from the outer world
The bored shitless young man staring at the next brick he had to lay and watched it slowly begin to develop lush bouyant breasts with teats on the verge of stroking his bared chest.
by salled January 12, 2008
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boregasm

Opposite of an orgasm. You discover too late that a sex act is mindless/boring/bad but you've got no better place to be. Also known as a fake orgasm. Occurs frequently with sympathy fucks.
I hooked up with this irish hottie on st pats but when we got back to his place not only was he a horrible kisser but he had no dick. I had a boregasm and got the fuck outta there.
by hotboxin December 28, 2005
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