Birthday Suprise

When you come home from a hard day at work and find your girlfriend in the pile driver position with a lit sparkler inserted into her anus. After which you proceed to remove the lot sparkler and perform anal sex whilst holding said sparkler

I came home to a birthday suprise!

by Thecooltaters June 25, 2021

Birthday name

Name given to you on your birthday

Tom: Whats your birthday name?
Debby: My what???

by Birthday name August 5, 2021

birthday pussy

Boy can eat out a there girlfriend pussy ( cat ) on there birthdays for a present

Omg i love eating out my girl as a present ( birthday pussy )

by Jason. Somoa September 5, 2021

Birthday

The motherfuckering day nobody wants to be bothered

It's your birthday get up

Gtfo my room

by anonymous September 13, 2021

birthday

The remembrance of the time when you were set up for a life long suffering.

Happy Birthday!

by Goodstuff123 September 23, 2021

Birthday fluff

Unexplained fluff found on oneself either on the day of or immediately after ones birthday, usually in the form resembling a cloud

Wow my birthday last night was heavy…I just woke up and why tf is there birthday fluff in my belly button???

by Krazybuthot October 16, 2021

Birthday

Gay

I’m birthday

by YOURMOMISHOT918282 November 27, 2021