Shanghai Beard

When a woman has very small hairs on her chin.

"My sister plucked my Shanghai Beard at the Saturday market"

"Munch my Shang"

by Clarence Jud June 8, 2017

Anal Beads

1.Great toy for children 3+.

2.Great toy for adults 18 -29

For Christmas I got Billy some anal beads for him and his kindergarten class

by Saucey69 August 18, 2017

Blue Beard

A term used in the TV show Hannibal; used to descriibe someone that not only has one partner, but kills one after another.

"if i was bluebeard's wife, i would have preferred to be his last"
"bro ted bundy was def blue beard-ing" "Ya as if"

by Benny-BlueGid January 20, 2021

god's beard

Only applies to non-living things. Something so awesome, no other words can describe it. The epitome of greatness. The Holy Grail of all things amazing. The ultimate compliment to an inanimate object. Even higher in the ranks than "the tits". Considered divine in nature because of the sheer intensity with which its magnificence radiates outward.

1) Keith, this danish is so good. It's god's beard, man! Nice job!
2) Kathryn, where on EARTH did you find this tennis racket?! It's so light, yet so sturdy and easy to use. I think it might just be god's beard!
3) Billy is a saxaphone player beyond natural human abilities. I think his saxaphone is god's beard. It must be if a player of his caliber has graced it with his lips.

by Roose Pies December 31, 2008

Beard job

Sexual stimulation of a persons genetalia using facial hair. Most ofently it would be done by wrapping a man beard around a penis, stroking it with the beard

Dude, i was at a gaybar last friday and went home with some biker guy, he gave me the best beard job ever

by GillesBáthory April 23, 2009

Bearded

When someone gently touches your vagina, but does not finger you.

"Did he beard you"
"Yes he bearded me!"

"I really want him to beard me!"

by rels1997 August 30, 2012

bearding

v. The act of growing a beard.

Ignorant non-bearded co-worker: "Dude, seriously - what the hell is wrong with your face?"

Cool hip bearded employee: "I'm bearding this month and would appreciate it if you went and pissed up a rope!"

by Dan Manata January 14, 2008