Barney the purple dinosaur

Someone you'd deny knowing if you were seen hanging out with him.

Girl- I told you, I dont know Barney the purple dinosaur!
Kids at school- We saw you hanging out with him, we know it was you!
Girl- It wasnt me! I'm getting homeschooled from now on, I don't need these losers, I'm awesome! My teddy bear told me I was so I know it's true! I dont give a fuck what anybody else thinks.

by Solid Mantis October 9, 2020

Barney Fifing

A common and very annoying gaming phenomena in First Person Shooters, It is when ever you have one remaining bullet and no remaining ammo in your clip. It is a reference to Barney Fife who is only allowed a single bullet in his gun.

Wes: Damn it I’m Barney Fifing

Wes (Over chat): Someone on my team cover me I am Barney Fifing over here !

by Shotinthepooper December 17, 2020

Barney Cult

Barney cult is bad bitch club where swag people thrive dilfs are encouraged to join

Dilf”what is Barney cult”
Bad bitch”Barney cult is ⏃ very swag group you should join”

by Voidbadbithc May 10, 2021

Barney Gumble

A frequent patron at Moe's Tavern on The Simpsons. He is the human embodiment of a major societal woe, alcoholism. Barney is broke, lives in squalor, and no one takes him seriously. He is a good singer, a talented actor, and a successful businessman. He is more talented then Homer Simpson.

Barney Gumble: Don't cry for me. I'm already dead.

by Viscount Druitt October 20, 2021

Dirty Barber Pole

A dirty barber pole is having sex with a girl who is on their period and moving from vaginal to anal sex in one session.

dude, I totally got a dirty barber pole from doing this chick last night

by MadtownJay October 29, 2010

burke barber

a little blonde hair fucker who thinks he is the saskatchewan snowmobiler of the year but yet is the dumbest mother fucker you will ever see.

fuck you Burke barber

by Byron regina February 25, 2011

Flarshkii Barnea

1. When your uterus is squished by other organs, and moved to the mid-thigh area (Flarhskii Disease).
2. A mother Koala.
3. Justin Bieber's only fan above the age of 12 and under the age of 40 is called this.
4. The color of George Bush's scrotum is called this.

1. My mother recently was diagnosed with Flarshkii disease
2. That is such a cute Flarshkii Barneau!
3. Oh my god Flarshkii Barneaus are so weird.
4. I once saw the Flarshkii in my dreams.

by larhskmukkimonflukki junior May 1, 2011