Going blister commando

Similar to Going Commando. To wear closed toe shoes without socks, giving you blisters

"Man, my heel is killing me, I shouldn't have gone blister commando yesterday"

by Kevin February 21, 2005

turkey baster

When engaged in a sexual act with two partners (preferribly two females), one ejaculates into the anus of one, then positions the other's face directly facing said anus and punches the former in the abdomen causing the turkey to be basted.

After becoming far too aware of what exactly a turkey baster is, Donna yelled for a towel.

by Tyson does chicken August 20, 2007

Broccoli Blasted

When at a party, your friend passes out from having to much to drink and you then proceed to place broccoli or other assorted fruits or vegetables on top of them to leave them waking up wildly confused.

jake:dude you were gone last night
brandon: ya i woke up with fruit and shit all over me
jake: haha that was svenny. you got broccoli blasted bro.

by piggymcoink March 18, 2011

fuck blister

Blisters you get from having really rough sex.

My fuck blisters are starting to rot.

by jonathan kulz October 9, 2003

blasher

someone who enjoys typing that makes a resulting mess of letters that comes out from beating on your keyboard

man that guy is a total blasher

in computer class we have a blasher

blash

by aliassaila June 19, 2009

kiddy beaster

A amn/women who likes kids in a sexual manner

I fuckin hate kiddy beasters

by D J October 29, 2003

Grundle baster

A delicate tool used in the therapy and treatment of numerous grundle ailments.

Jenkins, hand me the grundle baster and a clean napkin, we have some oily discharge with a slight chance of splatter painting.

by The Grunch March 2, 2009