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chippy bastard

a big fatty bum bum, with several sweaty chins and grease stains all down his only top, probably with stripes. can be found any time day or night in any chip shop nationwide, only eats food from the chippy, which he takes back to his mum's house and eats in front of whatever primetime TV shite is on, probably ant and dec. This term can also be used to describe any scummy munter who walks around swinton in her pyjama bottoms at 8 o'clock at night with a fish dinner or two tucked under her arm and her giro in her back pocket, tripping over her earrings.

'bastard' can be changed for anything you like, chippy twat, chippy fuck, chippy cunt, chippy cow.

also, swap 'chippy' for 'pub' and instantly describe any beer bellied, strawberry nosed old fart in a leather jacket he's had since he was 18, who lives in the vault of some dirty low rate public house. He probably has massively strong, gold rimmed bifocal glasses the size of the sunday times or a flat cap and a comb-over, or loads of gold bracelets and chains and sovereigns even Run DMC would shy away from. He even has a pub name like 'jukebox-john' or 'jack the van' or 'vinegar vera' if it's a woman.
"ha, john's got a bag of meat pies the chippy bastard"

"leanne, that's the third time this week you've had pie and chips you fucking chippy cow"

"mike's gone and got 'MAM' tattooed on his forearm, he looks like a right pub cunt"
by natrl March 25, 2010
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Bastar'n Arsehole

This is a Glaswegian term for a nasty or despicable person using two swear words at the same time with a slight modification of the word 'Bastard' to suit the Glasgow tongue.
Awa ya bastar'n arsehole that ye are and don't boather me again!
by K Mitchell February 5, 2005
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inconsiderate bastard

A person with poor social behaviors. This person typically exhibits poor communication and team building skills. This person may believe that they are superior to others. This persons behaviors may even be destructive to teams and should be avoided whenever possible.
The d-bag that sits near me at work is an inconsiderate bastard because he injects himself into conversations that don't involve him so that he can get attention. Once involved in the conversation, he growls and/or shushes people.
by AngryCoworker May 28, 2012
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Sexy bastard

That Ben mountford is a sexy bastard
by Luke westwood January 2, 2021
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canadian fat bastard

Someone who leaves America for Canada after the elections.
1: Look at that Canadian fat bastard, Aiden. Abandoning America.
by Americans November 14, 2016
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blastard

the actual meaning of blastard is in fact a person who is both a bastard and one who is black
"quit being such a blastard and help me make dinner"
by King charlez June 24, 2009
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Beautiful Bastard

Often a graduate in Defrancoism, a Beautiful Bastard is a title given to a friend and a member of the Defranco Nation. It does not matter whether you have been a member for seconds or even years, just as long as you have subscribed to Philip Defranco and participate in the community.
Sup, you Beautiful Bastards? My name is Philip Defranco and let's just jump into it.
by 2StixNix January 8, 2017
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