Barbiefied 

Cornily converted something ugly into something pretty.

The painter Barbiefied the small's toddlers room.

Barbiefied by NicoRico May 25, 2011

Barbenheimer

When you ram a Barbie (or Ken no judgement here) doll so far up your anus the resultant damage is apocalyptic.

I rammed a barbie doll up my anus so hard I've given myself a barbenheimer.

Barbenheimer by johnlikesbread August 2, 2023

dehydrated babies 

Babies that have become dehydrated due to a lack of hot bottled water. A pressing issue for Republican nominee John McCain, he first articulated his concern for dehydrated babies in a speech given on June 3rd, 2008.

We should be able to deliver bottled hot water to dehydrated babies.

dehydrated babies by Formaldehyde June 17, 2008

That's how babies are made 

When you do something awesome either on purpose or by accident and want to rub it in another's face

Doing an awesome power-slide in your car landing perfectly in a parking space, the driver then turns to the passenger and exclaims "that's how babies are made!"

That's how babies are made by Bootz666 February 18, 2014

bambiesque 

as does pertain to bambi

Josh is bambiesque.

bambiesque by Fireworks December 8, 2003

Alabama Barbecue 

When one defecates on the rocks in a sauna. Usually is an unpleasant experience for everyone except the person who released the excrement.

Kyle: Did you go to the Alabama Barbecue yesterday in the locker room?

John: Yea man, it sucked.

Alabama Barbecue by Pierce Cox June 22, 2010

Barber Shop Hoe

A hoe that dresses like a man who more then likely gets her hair cut at a barber shop and not a beauty salon.

"Damn I would holla at her, but she look like a dude"
"Yea she just another barber shop hoe"

Barber Shop Hoe by Brown boy August 3, 2015