ad-skip assistant

Refers to a fellow human whom you assign to click out of commercials that often randomly appear during YouTube videos; this would be for periods of time when you are unable to operate the mouse/touch-pad yourself, such as when you have to take a dump but don't wanna pause the interesting video you were watching, but instead want to keep listening to the presentation while you're pooping. Having this other person skip over the ads for you ensures that you won't have to teeth-grindingly suffer through many minutes of boring ads while you sit on da crapper waiting for the program to resume. This can work best for largely-speech-based videos such as tech-subject lectures/documentaries, where you don't need to always watch the screen to enjoy the program.

I'm on SSI Disability, so I often spend much of my time at home; occasionally my also-unemployed buddy owes me a few bucks, and so I "hire" him to come over each day and be my ad-skip assistant for a 25¢ credit per ad; he usually "pays off" his debt that way in just a couple weeks.

by QuacksO October 20, 2021

my gym assistant

An innovative company that offers advanced software and electronic system solutions for Sports and Health centers.

My Gym Assistant is an innovative company that offers advanced software and electronic system solutions for Sports and Health centers.

by mcelikx November 22, 2021

Artificial Air Assisted Flatulence (A.A.A.F)

The Artificial Air Assisted Flatulence is when air is pumped into ones ass and then released simulating a natural fart. Employing such method properly can catapult oneself into legend status if done properly.

Christopher was unsatisfied with his fart game so he deployed the Artificial Air Assisted Flatulence (A.A.A.F) method utilizing a rusty basketball pump in the garage. Christopher then rejoined Thanksgiving dinner, bare assed as the day he was born, and released a fart so long and loud he was forever nicknamed “The Exhaust”.

by LarsBrunswick November 22, 2021

Council for Mutual Economic Assistance (ˈkaʊns(ə)l fɔ (r) ˈmju tʃuəl ˌi kəˈnɒmɪk əˈsɪst(ə)ns)

Meaning of Council for Mutual Economic Assistance in English:

Council for Mutual Economic Assistance

PROPER NOUN

historical
fuller form of Comecon

Origin
Translating Russian Sovet ékonomicheskoĭ vzaimopomoshchi.

How to use Council for Mutual Economic Assistance (ˈkaʊns(ə)l fɔ (r) ˈmju tʃuəl ˌi kəˈnɒmɪk əˈsɪst(ə)ns) in a sentence is still unknown.

Council for Mutual Economic Assistance (ˈkaʊns(ə)l fɔ (r) ˈmju tʃuəl ˌi kəˈnɒmɪk əˈsɪst(ə)ns)

by ANCIENT_WOLFY January 19, 2022

Masses of asses

A humorous way to refer to a larger number of people.

This is going to be a huge party. Yeah, when do the masses of asses arrive?

by bob_johnson April 4, 2022

Discussion-Based Assessment

A hellish quiz found in virtual schools, typically held over Zoom, where you meet with your teacher and they ask you questions about what you learned in the current module. Known for causing panic attacks and pre-DBA anxiety. They are even worse if you have a teacher that is very awkward with students.

Person 1: "Hey, did you hear what happened to Adriana yesterday?"
Person 2: "No, what happened?"
Person 1: "She killed herself because she didn't want to do her Biology discussion-based assessment."

by PlatinumFalls May 15, 2023

Satirical Joke Assassin

A satirical joke assassin is an annoying ass person who doesn't know the difference between a real thing and a joke. Because of this, they will usually comment below posts that are obviously satire and comment saying that it's not real.(It obviously wasn't it was a joke) Usually they they the sentence with "Um...Actually."

Person: Gta strippers will pop out of the game and give u h*ad irl

Satirical Joke Assassin: Um...Actually, this this not true. This account is spreading misinformation about Grand Theft Auto VI. Sorry to anyone that believed this, (no one) and I'm looking out for you guys on the internet.

by Rockstarjoker June 7, 2023