alabama search warrant

When attempting to enter a domicile, the sheriff will send a deputy around to the back of the establishment. The sheriff then knocks on the door and the deputy yells "come in"

The local sheriff's department outwitted us and employed an Alabama search warrant. Busted everyone at the party.

by whatshouldmyhandlebe June 6, 2018

Alabama

The incest state

In Alabama, your cousin is your aunt, wife, sister, and niece

by ugotligma February 9, 2019

Alabama twister

You get a girl and her tongue goes inside your foreskin and twisted around like a swirly

You know your middle school bully you dream about that’s your sister’s tongue that’s a Alabama twister

by Your local nigger March 15, 2019

Alabama

Where u can go and fuck your family

Alabama-when your cousin sends u nudes and says ops wrong cousin

by NuKEtowN_MygUY June 22, 2019

Alabama Pocket Wrench

(A special kinky sex move) Its where a family member puts one of their hands in one of your pockets and starts twisting your dick until your pants fill up with blood and cum.

Guy 1: Hey whatchu do last night bro?
Guy 2: I got an Alabama Pocket Wrench dude.
Guy 1: The fuck is that?
Guy 2: Well in my case, my sister put one of her hands in one of my pockets and twisted my dick until my pants filled up with blood and cum haha.
Guy 1: O_O

by GIMMEAUSERNAME April 22, 2019

Alabama Wind

When you are fucking your cousin, in front of your sister, and your mom farts a rail of meth in your face.

There is a family reunion in mobile tomorrow. I hear there will be some Alabama Wind.

by Thomas Foolery November 4, 2019

Alabama

Alabama is a state in the southeastern US where incest is not as common as people make it seem. Its capital is Montgomery, Alabama is known for its college football, the US Space and Rocket Center, and peanuts.

Did you know that Alabama is existant?

by McDonalds Large Fry December 19, 2019