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Artist

Someone who wears a bitter scarf and burns concert pianos in manors while masturbating and to operas very loudly with a bourbon in one hand.
Student
-Miss, have you heard on the news about that freak?
Art Teacher
-He was simply an artist.
by Djfreaxxx December 5, 2011
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Artist

Short version: A moron

Long version: Someone who believes that "creativity" and "individuality" is the highest point which man can achieve, despite the fact that they provide no valuable service or advancement to society as a whole. They are little more than entertainers who have the gall to say that they are more important because they find "meaning in everything." Usually imbibe mass quantities of drugs. Often despise scientists for being too "shallow" or "narrow minded."
Scientist, dragged to art museum by a group of well meaning friends: "I see no point in this. It's a bunch of liquid pigments splashed randomly onto a large canvas."

Artist: "But, can you not see the passion infused into the painting? The inherent desire to escape conformity through abstract expression?"

Scientist: "No... and if this is escaping conformity, then why are there 20 more of these, all by different people?"

Artist: "Uhh... SHUT UP! YOU'RE SHALLOW AND NARROW MINDED! YOU'RE JUST A SERVANT OF THE MAN!"
by Sciencenut1 August 15, 2011
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artichoke

a.) a vegetable from the thistle family that has its heart eaten and leaves chewed. water tastes especially good after eating one.

b.) a form of violence. someone artichokes you: i.e. gently gnaws on your leg while silently ripping out your underwear and wrapping it around your head and stuffing it in an auritory entrance.
Chumble: Oww, my leg hurts, why are you biting it? (thinks: i feel like something is being pulled out of my pants...)

Spuzz: (thinks: hahaha, soo the artichoke will be complete) Bye Chumble, i better be going)

Chumble (5 min later): Oh MY GODDD!!! Im MY UNDERWEAR IS NO LONGER COVERING MY HINDYY!!! ITS STUFFED IN MY EARS!!!!.
by soyz April 6, 2010
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pickup artist

The person that picks up props/garmets from the stage between acts in Burlesque shows and helps the performers set up when props are involved. They usually dress sexy for shows.
Kat was asked back to be the pickup artist for the show because she was very good at what she did.
by Premium Roast April 23, 2008
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Flow-Artist

Flow-Artists can be any gender, age, or race, though they are most often males in their twenties ant thirties.

Typically Flow-Artists exhibit no outward talents, interests or skills, with the exception of juggling or spinning around some object or "Prop".

These individuals appear to spend the majority of their time sitting or laying around, smoking marijuana, and occasionally standing up to juggle spin or twirl some kind of plastic toy specifically designed for this purpose.
Used in a conversation:

"Hey, you! Why don't you get up and get a job, or make some art, or make some music, or volunteer at an animal hospital, or soup kitchen, or something?"

(Long toke off of a spliff) "Dude, because I am a Flow-Artist. This is my art. If you don't flow, you just don't know."
by probablynotaspinner September 23, 2012
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artificious

something both artificial and delicious at the same time. could apply to all senses (adj.)
many raspberry flavored candies are artificious tasting.

that popcorn butter smells so artificious i want to get a bucket right now.
by eyeballmaster April 19, 2009
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Artillery only

Artillery only is a meme that originated on Hearts of Iron youtube channeles (especially Drew Dunril) that refers to having no context and out of place aka where its not needed.
Youtube video: memes/ music/ reactions
Youtube comment: Now do artillery only!
by A really mad Jelly Bean August 28, 2018
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