Andrew

A man among men. Who focuses more on his own world and aspirations rather than the system and everyday dull life thus making him excellent with his hands and an avid outdoorsman. Andrew is not afraid of authority, snakes,taxes spiders and other nonsense. He takes challenges head on when his random Portuguese friend is trying to whip him instead of cowering he strikes back grabbing the whip. When Andrew sees a random drain pipe, cave, aardvark den his natural urge is to go inside because he knows that when there is a hole there is a goal. Unlike most normies Andrew is not afraid to use a Bic lighter to incinerate any ticks that successfully punctured his hide. He is not afraid of heights and leaps like a spider monkey over obstacles courses and dives through tunnels knife in hand ready to take on any who dare reside in such dark places. To other people he is one or more of many things chad, crazy, autistic, downie, has down syndrome, based, odd, a brother, son, built different, differently intelligent, stupid poes and loyal friend.

Person 1: Did you see him do that obstacle course.
Person 2: he was such an andrew

by Slightly better indavidual January 17, 2024

andrew

my amazing, handsome, funny, sweet, kind ONLY boyfriend; who which i love so much!!
also addicted to wearing wife beaters AND ELMO

i love you andrew!! - celia

by celiafran00 January 29, 2024

Andrew

knows how to ride a dick and rape little girls.

I want to Andrew her.

by anonymous January 31, 2024

Andrew

A really tall lanky Asian guy who looks like a street pole and is really bad at smash bros

Stop being an Andrew

by Peepeepoopoo1hehe February 3, 2024

Andrew

The best bf ever. Always tries to make you laugh with his cringe dad humour. He thinks he's non-chalant but in reality hes the kindest and thoughtful person you'll know. He's a respectful person and always put his needs before himself. But most importantly he's an affectionate person who's not afraid to show how he feels. He could be a bit slow at times but its the thought that counts. Andrew would have amazing reflects because of his hand-eye coordination... and did I say he was spiderman.

Anyways you have to love an Andrew.

Charlize: Omg I wonder whos underneath the spiderman mask

Friend: That's def Andrew

by batman247365 November 17, 2023

Andrew

The best bf I could ever have. Literally listens to whatever I say cause I'm always right. Could be non chalant but in reality he's the most sweetest and thoughtful person. He's also lowkey hot!!! and his hands too ngl. He can be kinda funny ig but needs to be humbled 24/7. Don't boost his ego fr.

Charlize: omg whos that person on your fyp
Friend: oh that's andrew

Charlize: why he kindaaa...

by batman247365 November 17, 2023

Andrew

The saddest person you will ever meet. If you ever meet an Andrew, he will try to give you a fun fact, or tell you that your doing something wrong.

Andrew: "Hello, did you know that YOUR WRONG"
Guy: "STFU Andrew"

by wildtigerunner3433243243254213 November 17, 2023