100%-HANDS DOWN-the most amazing, patient, and Loving man you'll ever meet. He will change your life in the best ways possible. If you lose your phone 10 seconds after you just had it, he will lovingly smile and tell you it's in your left hand, and not make you feel stupid about it.
He patiently waits (4 years) for you to finally be ready to love him. All while listening to you you cry about this guy or that guy. And he will never give up on you, even when you're unnecessarily mean to him because you're terrified of letting him in. He still waits patiently.
And when you finally do let him in, you'll suddenly be terrified of losing him-Not knowing how you ever had a life without him before.
But he makes your life INFINITELY better. He's hilarious, so incredibly sweet and charming. A GOD amongst men when it comes to cunnilingus, and a beast in bed!
He patiently waits (4 years) for you to finally be ready to love him. All while listening to you you cry about this guy or that guy. And he will never give up on you, even when you're unnecessarily mean to him because you're terrified of letting him in. He still waits patiently.
And when you finally do let him in, you'll suddenly be terrified of losing him-Not knowing how you ever had a life without him before.
But he makes your life INFINITELY better. He's hilarious, so incredibly sweet and charming. A GOD amongst men when it comes to cunnilingus, and a beast in bed!
by Jay-Mee-Kenobi June 9, 2024
Get the Joshua Waynemug. A slang term for a beverage made by combining the energy drink Extra Joss with "susu," the Indonesian word for "milk". This energizing mix is popular among those looking for a quick boost.
I needed a pick-me-up before my workout, so I grabbed a Joshua—nothing like that energy boost to get me going!
by Emotional Cruiser July 16, 2025
Get the Joshuamug. by notjoshuaa April 24, 2023
Get the Joshuamug. The best man in this whole world, Caleb has such a big heart and will love you no matter what you tell him, I love my Caleb, and he’s special because no one else can have him, he loves God with all of his heart and he will lead you closer and closer, I can’t wait to marry Caleb Joshua Madden, I love him and he’s the best person you will ever meet.
by Love, your love August 8, 2024
Get the Caleb Joshua Maddenmug. by poopoo1234543 March 11, 2023
Get the Joshua Finkbinermug. To refer to a mentally disabled (usually a man, but this can go for anyone, so don't be afraid to call your sister a Joshua) person who is very expressive in their homosexuality, often making comments about a man's tushy and thrusting at unconsenting acquaintances nearby.
Eg:
Man 1: "Why is Owen acting like a damn Joshua today? It's embarrassing."
Man 2: "Hey don't be homophobic!
I'm beautiful in my way 'cause God makes no mistakes
I'm on the right track, baby, I was born this way
Don't hide yourself in regret, just love yourself, and you're set
I'm on the right track, baby, I was born this way (born this way)
Ooh, there ain't no other way, baby, I was born this way
Baby, I was born this way (born this way)
Ooh, there aint no other way, baby, I was born this way
Right track, baby, I was born this way
Don't be a drag, just be a queen
Don't be a drag, just be a queen
Don't be a drag, just be a queen
Don't be (don't be, don't be)
Give yourself prudence and love your friends
Subway kid, rejoice your truth
In the religion of the insecure, I must be myself, respect my youth
A different lover is not a sin, believe capital HIM (hey, hey, hey)
I love my life, I love this record, and
Mi amore vole fe, yah (same DNA)
I'm beautiful in my way 'cause God makes no mistakes
I'm on the right track, baby, I was born this way
Don't hide yourself in regret, just love yourself, and you're set
I'm on the right track, baby, I was born this way
Ooh, there ain't no other way, baby, I was born this way
Baby, I was born this way (born this way"
Man 1:"What the hell why did you sing the whole Lady Gaga song? Like jeez I get it already shut up."
Man 2:"Don't make me do it again, Ryan."
Man 1: "Why is Owen acting like a damn Joshua today? It's embarrassing."
Man 2: "Hey don't be homophobic!
I'm beautiful in my way 'cause God makes no mistakes
I'm on the right track, baby, I was born this way
Don't hide yourself in regret, just love yourself, and you're set
I'm on the right track, baby, I was born this way (born this way)
Ooh, there ain't no other way, baby, I was born this way
Baby, I was born this way (born this way)
Ooh, there aint no other way, baby, I was born this way
Right track, baby, I was born this way
Don't be a drag, just be a queen
Don't be a drag, just be a queen
Don't be a drag, just be a queen
Don't be (don't be, don't be)
Give yourself prudence and love your friends
Subway kid, rejoice your truth
In the religion of the insecure, I must be myself, respect my youth
A different lover is not a sin, believe capital HIM (hey, hey, hey)
I love my life, I love this record, and
Mi amore vole fe, yah (same DNA)
I'm beautiful in my way 'cause God makes no mistakes
I'm on the right track, baby, I was born this way
Don't hide yourself in regret, just love yourself, and you're set
I'm on the right track, baby, I was born this way
Ooh, there ain't no other way, baby, I was born this way
Baby, I was born this way (born this way"
Man 1:"What the hell why did you sing the whole Lady Gaga song? Like jeez I get it already shut up."
Man 2:"Don't make me do it again, Ryan."
by strangerdangerbutnotmegetin October 1, 2023
Get the Joshuamug. 