2 minute man

a cuzzy that cumz quick az

ur a 2 minute man cuzzy cuz

by vin geezy bolzance January 25, 2012

2 Teet'

3 homies who live according to the elements of the Teet code, 'B be B'.

If you can't live without your wife, you can't live the 2 Teet' life!

by King February 3, 2005

2 Eyed Monical

Verb and Infinitive To Give a 2 Eyed Monical

Pronunciation: Too ehy'ud mon.ih.cuhl

Definition: Is accomplished when and only when a male places each of his testicles over the eyes of his sexual counterpart.

Derived from the Trojan War Helmet.

Used in situations encouraging demoralizing or demeaning sexual behavior.

Lance Armstrong can no longer give Sheryl Crow a "2 Eyed Monical" due to his testicular cancer and tumors. Poor Sheryl Crow. Hey win some; lose some right?

Alternate:
After ejaculation, I found it necessary to give her the "2 Eyed Monical" because she was such a dead fish in the sack.

by Steven J Huddy April 4, 2008

2 hole

n. redeye; anus; place that ass matter tumbles out of; exit-only orifice.

Also: an expression of getting screwed royally, esp. as regards to price-gouging

$9.00 to see Gigli? Damn, I haven't taken it up the 2 hole like that since Waterworld!

by Dr. Metal August 11, 2003

2.5% tint

The lowest and darkest tint you can buy. Next darkest tint you may buy is 5%. 2.5% may or may not be illegal depending on where you live. This tint is also known as limo tint.

2.5% tint is used in limo's.

by Psymon1418 April 24, 2011

2 girls 1 cup

The act of two women eating each others shit. Usually involves one female shitting piss yellow diahrrea into a cup and eating it with her dyke friend.

George: dude, look up 2 girls 1 cup on the internet.

Dan: (types in link) (PA**(&^^&$JHSN*(%$BF....WHAT THE FUCK! Fuck you man.

by GBlizzle December 29, 2007

2 hits

mocking someone wanting to fight you. Used in a some movies.

"this is only gonna take 2 hits. I hit you and your dick hits the floor"

by Magnitization January 17, 2008