Exasturbating

The act of getting deep pleasure from screwing over people by making things worse.

The president was happily exasturbating while firing people during the government shutdown.

by Jaspur October 15, 2025

exitinctential

Relating to a state of existential collapse so complete that extinction (or disappearance) is virtually certain.

“Humanity’s dependence on fossil fuels is becoming an exitinctential problem.”

by basementdweller07 November 7, 2025

Edisto

Akin to an Irish goodbye: to consume large amounts of alcohol followed by off putting behavior resulting in disappearing to your bed till the following day with no notice AKA as the Lind

After a long afternoon of drinking Sean disappeared till the next morning...he pulled an Edisto.

by Chickenman13 December 19, 2025

emits emists

Mystified by emitted signals

In the midsts of mists still the emits emists signal emits.

by Hercolena Oliver April 21, 2009

united exit

Being knocked semi-unconscious and dragged out by your feet.

That guy was so obnoxious the bouncers gave him a united exit.

by KlintQ April 11, 2017

Oral Epistaxis

The act of munchin' beav hard while the muncher's bleeds into the munchees twat.

Dude, the other day i was supposed to get my nostrils cauterized but I enjoy giving my girfriend the ole oral epistaxis way too much!!!

by Nostrildeep09 January 3, 2018

she-eister

To shove illegal substances in the vagina. Origin keister

The cops pulled them over so Jenny had to she-eister her bag of dope.

by Pseudoprosciutto April 23, 2018